1. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Congratulations Manchester NW LZ. As you are aware our campaign, has hit an all time high in Manchester, North West, England. Perfectly healthy Lil Stuart Bothlethwaite, wanted to raise little cash for fellow perfectly healthy kids, to live above 150 years old. The campaign was for parents and...
  2. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    As a EV Evoque Designer, I asked a few people here on a survey, about improving Evoque aero dynamics. 1. Add square wheels 98% 2. Petrol and Lighter 100000009% 3. Fluffy Dices covering whole windscreen 75% 4. Directions to the nearest scrapheap with instant crusher 267% 5. Give the Designer a 2...
  3. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    I remember the use of metal banders and retaining clips using long handled crimper. They were lethal once cut with a metal snipper. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
  4. saxavordian

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    Did you get the results on screen with your android. Sometimes the browsing history will retain the last information. Or at the time if you share the for printing and then save as pdf. Must admit my payslips from a dedicated site for royal mail, are restricted for pdf saving in the end I have...
  5. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    All those dedicated routes through special parking sites dressed as dogs has a premium. Maybe they value hairdressing in forestry environments.
  6. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Did the doctor read the wall chart while looking through the ear lugs.πŸ₯΄
  7. saxavordian

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    Wonder if the pilot female or trans😚
  8. saxavordian

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    See what your misses says. Or could be worse
  9. saxavordian

    And you thought Britpart were sh*t!

    Ouch!! Expensive way to find out a failure πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
  10. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    RussiansπŸ€” or Chinese
  11. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    I enjoyed good comedy films like Braveheart love watching it 🀣🀣🀣🀣 The Patriot got to be up there too for sheer. Another oldie Last of the Moccasins, believe me I was pinned down and certified with a hernia.
  12. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Always find an hour for yourself.πŸ˜‰ Even a trivial walk to a shop for a useless magazine on platting nasal hair. πŸ€” Wait hang on, do you want some back copies.
  13. saxavordian

    Hey everyone

    Hello and welcome to landyzone lechers of naked Landrovers.πŸ˜‰
  14. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Don't use it on mobile phone 🀨 I tried it and the annoying bit was my phone battery draining faster. Also pending on the reactions of the screen speed you can miss some of samples.
  15. saxavordian

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    Oh yeah 😏 a 1970s soft porn love stud outfit 🀭. Hello can you come around an fix my Series Landy wacka wacka wacka.
  16. saxavordian

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    I'm amazed for the size of the cylinder there's no brain left. I mean seriously there must be some serious side effects snorting gas.
  17. saxavordian

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    granted its my first attempt as i say sheer fluke as i had a bit of time fiddling about with the settings. Jupiter on the 24/2/2025 the moons are there but you need to more time on image processing. Mars again will need more time to process Venus I like because when you see how bright without...
  18. saxavordian

    What have you done to your Freelander today

    I feel your pain brother for I was too denied yesterday of goods. By a miracle of grinding of teeth, Amazon driver did ring my bell and bore my delayed package πŸ˜‡ surely a divine intervention.
  19. saxavordian

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    Just bought a canon 600D with lens and kit from cash converters in Oldham for Β£150. All bog standard for taking normal photos and astronomy attached to my 6"SCT telescope. By a very nice fluke image, I did of a Horsehead nebula on my laptop recently. I want see if I can try via a unmodified...