As requested I have ignored the request

Dear gang. Just to let you know as the only Male Lesbian on Landyzone. I'd like to thank all of you lot, for your support in my weight issues. At present I am able to sit up in bed as I type this message. Since last month being on the Tapeworm diet recommend by Nig, I am down to 80st from 80st...

On lighter side

The more you hunker down the greater these idiots win. I'll just add this to another page of memories of my area.

A dispute over a bicycle locally. Just been for a walk to my local paper shop and stopped for a chat with neighbours who use social media. Local on local confirmation in a papershop. Seriously though my area New Moston is residential has really hit a new low. Local shops that have CCTV connected...

Gawd it's getting worse around here. A young lad murdered and the police arrested four one woman for aiding and abetting three teenagers in the killing. Last week a man went into my local medical centre brandishing a knife. If anyone wants more information check Manchester Evening News online...

Recent image of the leader El Seamus known to frequent Ireland offering pots of gold. His cohorts are a band of Leprechauns currently roaming the land starting fights in the local pubs. If you drink several tankards of Guinness and feel a kick at your shins, try and stop the urge punch fellow...

Oddly enough Geordie is like Dorset retain Anglo Saxon where Geordie area was not really invaded by vikings, allowed an accent separately from today modern English.😉 European language rely heavily on book language not influenced by outsiders so very gutteral. Like the French many educated...

I believe you can get a ointment for that from the chemist. 🤣

Frowned upon these days. Got to be tolerant according to Labour party to all even Irish people 🙄

Welcome to Landyzone burping hours.

I think he's still a way to go. Keep going buddy I generally keep fit running every time from all the women I've painted.

Maybe we should return to Roman roads and cobbled streets. As the concept of laying decent tarmac to your average Irish travelling community falls on deaf ears.🙄 Theses days instead of some Irish woman turn up with several kids in tow selling lucky white heather and clothes pegs. It's Paddy's...

Exhaust condensation is just that as the heat builds up it retaining till being cooled down eventually dew builds up inside the atmosphere of the pipes to settle in pooling. As soon as you start the engine that's what you see spitting out carbon tainted dew. As for coolant loss what is your...