1. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Since last time I spoke about are recently arrivals from Plu-Tow. Our moderator and founder (Peace be on him her it), has discussed the possibility of aiding new EV Evoque drivers adjust to a new area of the Landyzone forum. We welcomed the other inhabitants to our fine fair planet earth...
  2. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

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  3. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    I noticed the count is nearly there so I officially say I'm ignoring it when we get there.
  4. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    Lovely night in work in royal mail an area that noted for being a sweatbox😟 Only thing keeping me going was to ignore it. When all around you are speaking a foreign language I blank it. When I get back home to bed. I eventually ignored the din of life hustle and bustle, to join you lot and...
  5. saxavordian

    Series 3 series 111 for sale

    Binary versions was used by the SAS just to make the camp vehicle mechanic life a misery.🥸
  6. saxavordian

    LR Factory tours.

    I'm banned from land rover 🥺 Something about me making comments on and cartoons Evoques must have got through.
  7. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    I will leave you with this image of me getting ready for work tonight. Night night all.
  8. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    I'm happy to have Google do that for me for free. The more I advertising Landyzone, people who are searching for images can see where it came from. Books are old hat now as you may sell a dozen or none. Just keep ignoring me 🥸
  9. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Daily Landy. Today the trial of Evoque driver Joe Public. At Thruxton Spollox Crown Court. Court 12 Justice John Landy. Mr Joe Public, seen here flanked by prison officers from HMP Landy. Court Artist John Oakes Landy nursery service with chalk.
  10. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    How could I ignore you on our first night together.
  11. saxavordian

    Hi Guys

    Welcome to Landyzone
  12. saxavordian

    I would just like to say

    Mercenary for hire, former Sgt Steve Landy. Trained at Landy Zone barracks at Thruxton Spollox. Apache force black zero Stankar tank corp code four Silver Darts pilot launcher. Recently received Platinum card membership for Santander. Combat zone Evoque Warzone jungle.
  13. saxavordian

    Land Rover mechanic course

    Workshop manuals and parts manual are valuable sources of the breakdown of most land rovers series to early-ish 2000 range rover. Unfortunately when the push button is pressed into modern, the costs for parts become beyond the reaches of the average plodding fixer. As for Evoques a full petrol...
  14. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    I took the advice of many here and ignored it
  15. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    Seems fair I would like to nominate JohnM70 as a bum bandit.🤠
  16. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    Welcome back brother Nodge68. We need guidance on this subject for deleting.
  17. saxavordian

    ignore thread please

    Can someone delete these please.🥺