Props could be worn creating slack.

You don't have a cat do you🤔

A neighbour across the road from me has the new defender. I can't work out if the same size as the old ones or just the shape is deceptive. I looked inside it looks very compact. The mere thought of scratching getting in muddy puddles must make the average non greenlaner wince.

Email slowness can be down to many larger files still in the inbox instead of archiving. Also the servers from your provider if a smaller company, can put a brake on technically to allow other users an equal service. I have Outlook and Gmail which can slow down occasionally if I have files with...

Knackered. With all the humidity in Manchester decent sleeping on hold until further notice. So come to this morning event for a stolen car. 🤬 Why oh why when stealing a new car to order, do dickhead thieves seem to drive in first gear erratically out my bleeding avenue. My sympathy for the...

Nah🤔 pass. I don't even like the modern defender either, too cocoon and over bulky looking.

Do you know why I landed on this rock, Bleeding Musk that's why. See that hole leaking fluid, do you know why Mr Bleeding Musk. A clue is in my pocket called a bit of Starlink. Satellite punched my craft. I was on my way to a wedding 40 bleeding light years away from your sun. Do you want...

Interesting I put some rotten grapes out for the birdies. Naturally Mr and Mrs Rat wanted to get in the act. Then I noticed a young rat also making three what I can see. Now the fun part was a pigeon reaction normally was to move around or away. To my surprise when watching the pigeon actually...

Predator birds like crow family watch what you do. I have the odd rat waltzing about, yet I could do with a crow or two. Just pigeons doves and generally standard little tits.

I say my good man, you seem to be bringing the forum standards to a new fetishism. Rubber (suit normally stored in a shed). A park frequent by rubber fetishist females (Birds) Now you wishing to touch wood (a nob). Have you discussed with Nig your perversion.

I think if you're a recent bird from abroad. Labour government policy is for finding a nest with mod cons and free grain.

Do you have very large tree or trees. You could be seen as a predator and they're trying to scare you off. Here is my Barrister Sir Reginald Fortisque-Smythe KC to offer advice for a fee.

Nice of Landyzone to ensure certain type of vehicle are prevented from parking.

Sorry for the loss. By your accounts the benefits of hospital stay was detrimental and painful to watch. Keep well. John the cartoonist

Sounds like they treat a sore with a plaster while around her is a disaster. Wouldn't surprise me if the vultures of surgical consultants are circling. The poor thing has a myriad of conditions that prevent recovering quickly for a quality of life. Being in hospital is an illness for long...

How to frighten your children.

JohnM70 on holiday