My lovely lovely land rover buddies - you're amazing :D Blue beasty - found the pipes ;) Paul D - yep right where you said they were ;) Jamesmartin - you're right 'Bertie' is indeed a 300tdi :o In a nutshell it wasn't the pipes causing the leak but the 'Banjo bolts' - all sorted now, but alas...

Just looking in my 'Haynes repair manual' - where are the leak-off pipes located? Yep as you can tell I'm a complete novice but eager to learn :o

Hi there Paul thankyou for your speedy response x Yes the engine turns but doesn't start (just like when the immobilizer is on) and yes all of the lights work. Will check the "diesel leak-off pipes" as soon as I get my landy back on my drive (waiting for my dad to take me to the supermarket...

Hi there to all my landy zone buddies I hope you're all well. Okay I, or should I say 'Bertie', has a problem: Started fine on Friday (several journeys with no problems) Wouldn't start on Saturday afternoon (hot weather?) Started first thing on Sunday morning (several journeys) Wouldn't start...

Thankyou :D

Bless you, thanks anyway matey ;)

At last my spare wheel cover advertising has arrived!!! I'm really pleased with the results - sorry about the photo which should have been a lot clearer :o

SORRY!!! ;) :hysterically_laughi

Thanks for that link, unfortunately they can't reproduce full colour images (that was what I was looking for) but cheers anyway ;)

LOL. Just checked it out and to my dismay tis rather boring: The phrase "jump on the bandwagon" first appeared in American politics in 1848 when Dan Rice, a famous and popular circus clown of the time, used his bandwagon and its music to gain attention for his political campaign appearances...

Sounds good to me ;) "Jump on the bandwagon" - ever wondered where that saying comes from? lol :p

Thanks guys!!! Well I'm really pleased to let you know that I've finally found a top-notch company at a very affordable price - Print Management Services | Large Format Digital Printing Company will post a pic once I've received my product ;) :5bseeya:

Thanks for that - PM read and replied to matey ;)

Cheers for that!!! Nice to see that it's just a little light-weight bedtime reading .... not! lol

Good excuse as any! lol ;-)

Cheers will do, your suggestions have been added to my ever-growing check list ;)

Thankyou for your warm 'welcome' and thanks for taking a look at my website too :D Yeah I stand by my word every single day as life's too short to do otherwise ;) Browse away my friend ;)

"Seen a green lane only once" yeah but that's one time more than me! lol ;)

Cheers, have taken that on board regarding the 'R' word, looking forward (man that sounds optimistic! lol) to getting a more detailed look under Bertie at the weekend - will have my camera at the ready - hoping for this reaction: :banana: as opposed to this reaction: :doh: lol

LOL Cheers :)