1. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    specially after liftin that beanstalk outta the pub carpark think somat poped out...mrs cartman will put it back in later though:o
  2. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    I'll bring all me heavy tackle then, can I be the support vehicle then???
  3. cartman690

    Cant get diff lock engaged ? Disco 300 tdi 96

    probebly stuck due to lack of use mine was when i got it spray the linkage on top of the transfer box with silicon spray and exercise it. it may stick in trandfer when you get it in if it does release diff lock and revers about 10 foot should get it out...when you get it freed up use it every...
  4. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    i'll make me mrs cry for ya shes good at that ever time i spend a penny on mine she crys.. if enoughs enough the move on feller...check the type of motor yer buyin though i recon all newer motors will bite yer ass cause you gotta take em to the stealers for the boofs to try an fix and half the...
  5. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    Oh forgot to mention does ya want me ta bring me shackels an ropes or has mrs ming got all that stuff???:D
  6. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    hard luck feller fix it an keep it you know ya wanna
  7. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    hippos dang good motor off road :D
  8. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    watch ya don't get stuck in a muddy puddle...;)
  9. cartman690

    Mings vitual off road trip

    I'll bring series 2a swb diesel no floor in the front, winch an runnin on 3 cylenders:D
  10. cartman690

    Sad act boy racers

    Thats a new angle on all show, no go...Ha :D Windscreen wipers on the inside aswell... :rolleyes:
  11. cartman690

    disco td5 1999 new engine from landrover

    well done you'll be a giant killer then...:D
  12. cartman690

    Series lll or Disco

    I agree with james the disco tdi200 & 300 are quite spanner friendly and its more refined than a series, but the bodys have theyre problem areas...good luck let us know what you get...we love piccys:)
  13. cartman690

    new owner in need of some advice

    welcome aboard matey...take the air filter out and see if you loose the black smoke if so clean the filter, hows the fuel consumption?...could also be float or carb adjusment what colour are the spark plug tips?...
  14. cartman690

    Various problems with td4 auto box , very dirty inlet

    hi matey just note the box is desighned to slip momenterily on 4th and 5th gear but it should only be 500 to 1000 rpm depending on how hard your driving. this is normal...if its drasticly above that then thats another story. mine had to be changed last year you may not want to know about that...
  15. cartman690

    Change of Wheels for FREELANDER

    I think the wheels changed some time in 2000 as I have a set of 2000 wheels 16" that wont fit my 2001 car without spacer shims and that has 16" wheels on ...I think the rear drums are larger and the J rating is different 1999 -2000 onward...hope this helps cartman690...
  16. cartman690

    td4 aux belt changed

    You would think a great inter planetary warrior of your caliber and heartless ruler of zog, not mentioning local land lord would have no trouble at all with a couple of belts or have a minion of some sorts to complete these tedious tasks, why not get your rocket mechanic to do it?...Any way...
  17. cartman690

    the zone inn(open all day)

    shhh ming last chance to buy those beanz thems magic beanz lookout thems lookin....you got yer cash on yer??????
  18. cartman690

    the zone inn(open all day)

    Bloody hell!!! who put another rocket behind me motor its wrapped around me rear prop now! That'll atract the rozzers on the way home... STUFF IT...Nother pint please barstewerd...oh an bag o scrachins plz...
  19. cartman690

    the zone inn(open all day)

    She aint gonna be happy better lie low fer a while...how come yer loaded? Had a payout, wanna buy some magic beanz? only 30,000,000 zog!!:D
  20. cartman690

    the zone inn(open all day)

    Oh sorry ming its just a scratch on mine didnt see it there shount have left it by the re cycle bin anyhows now its flat we can recycle it...knock fer knock...