Unsocialable git! :eek: :D Now wheres that drink!;)

Pleeeaaaassse don't tell me thats a nick name for me! You'll make me cry! :( Got told off today for calling my landy a "landy!" Didn't stop to find out what they termed as a landy - went for a drink instead.

Evening all, Is the bar open?

Hope you two are not thinking about going in to Gaylanda Pub - we all know what will happen next!!

Don't need to worry about stroping, got that down to a fine art!! :D :D

Combined with "Location: Somewhere in deepest darkest Hampshire" and "Talk softly and carry a big hammer." Paints a sereal piture! Glad you put the link up - I had no idea what footprints are! ;) Got a shopping list now, thank you for all the help. :)

Well thats a relief! The **** for nothing garage who expects nothing to be working and oil pouring out of the engine to be normal "concidering its age and mileage" replaced the electric socket on the back of my landy middle of March, there is no buzzer.

Right...... Some are saying that a buzzer is a legal requirement on any sockets after 95, Others are saying that EITHER a buzzer or light is a legal requirement after 95. Which is it?

Bloody hell Boys, fight on!! :D I might have a "lesser single socket" but I'm happy with that as long as it works! :p Glad to hear I'm not illegeal, I have a light on the dash! :)

Fair point - might try fluttering my eye lids to get rescued if that happens!:D

Might get jelous! :p

My disco does not buzz with the indicators when towing, is this yet another thing wrong with my landy? Does that mean I am towing illegally? :(

Hmmmmm, can be a bit free with a hammer when things go wrong, might get a small one! :D

Got zip ties - very useful!

Thank you, some of the tools I haven't even heard of! Slob - wheres helpfull post no 2? (Thank you) Driving Mad - What would I need a double ended dildo for? :confused: :D Take 5 - what would I use an angle grinder for? I only want to be able to fix it, not re-sculpture the thing! :)

I am going to have to start collecting tools to carry around with me in the landy, soooo.......... ..What are the five most usefull tools that should be kept in the landy at all times? I already have jump leads (have needed them twice since Christmas! :( ) and oil.

Hows it going 25?

Posh voice! "No, of course not, how could you suggest such a thing! I live under a stone!" :eek:

Sorry, my feet won't fit in your wellies!:eek:

Admin, Was wondering if it was possible to have a weather section so that we can check weather conditions for the weekend and stuff?