....somehow, I feel that Dan was thanking Tef for his advice, rather than someone with a whole weekend's 'experience' of Green Laning, and no Land Rover.......:rolleyes:

Bloody hell boys; all a bit hormonal tonight int you? At least the noob's asking for advice; we all knew nowt once!! Cast yer minds back to whenever it was you first got the bug; what made you want your own Landy? I can rememememember very clearly thinking 'I wanna play!!' - we all started...

Yawn.... James, you are like a mosquito bite: Small, ****ing irritating, probably inconsequential; but with the potential to help perpetuate an insidious epidemic. :your_wrong:

:hysterically_laughi in your dreams ****stain!!! :p

Enjoy the 'self-love' sig, Jimmy; shows you in your true colours, I was waiting for it to come down to good ol' uncle misogyny; what's up? Can't handle women with an opinion that's not yours??? :rolleyes: Get the message, we don't like you, or your penchant for going laning in oversized...

Wooho!! Get you!!! First date tonight is it?? ;) :D

Why on earth does calling you a ****stain challenge my femininity James? Being feminine doesn't prevent me making a succinct judgement based on your moronic rantings.

:welcome2: to the asylum :D

1 for playing, 1 for best; why not? :D :welcome2: to the asylum :D BTW, please don't tar all wimmin with the same brush; SOME of us appreciate vehicles for much more than just the paint!! ;)

Hee hee Ta Sean; tis cos I r 'telligent! :D

...is this ****stain STILL bangin' on?????? :confused: As most people are aware; Green Laning IS NOT Off-roading. SHEESH!!!! :rolleyes:

As my good friend 'Dr Jon' - one of the guys who runs KORC once remarked to me, as we idly threw stones at a mate who was stuck in the lake: "You throw like a girl, but you drive your Landy like a man" :) good enough for me ;)

Me thinks Dr Disco71 was erroneous in his diagnosis; I feel the patient is suffering from a chronic case of Egomania - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - convinced he is right in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, utterly convinced of his own superiority.... Incidentally...

it is a very nice snorkel, I've seen it in the 'flesh' ;)

Exsqueeze me????? I reckon you've got the wrong specs on Daft, as well as our "No 1 Protrax fan" dear little Jimmy; - are you going to be accusing me of being a bloke next???? :hysterically_laughi I'm going to do this in large print, so the thick tw@t might get it: Little Jimmy, get this...

She's a beaut!!! Hope you get her back in one undamaged piece!!!

.....all my life darling, and you never know, ONE day you MIGHT become a man, but I really, really doubt it! Now run along back to play-school with all the other little kiddies dear, you might be missing the milk and biccies before nap time. :rolleyes:

Who you callin' a fookin' pro????? (although I've heard Pikey charges..... :rolleyes:) :welcome2: to the asylum ;)

Oh dear, sorry Howard, I didn't realise you'd been in hospital; looks like the sense of humour bypass was a resounding success! ;)

Nah, I've only got ickle legs and I'm **** at running! :D