ExSqueeze me Nogbad???? Who did all the work to her own Landy for her MOT? ....and who sent his Bimmer, cough.. to the garage recently???? :p :p :p The laydee is used to shoving her hand up cows' bums; a few spanners and a bit of oil aren't going to frighten her!! :rolleyes:

Hi :welcome2: to the asylum! As others have said, shop around, get someone who knows what they're looking at to check over any potential purchase, and once you've made your choice; ENJOY (that was to your mrs, btw, cos it's HER Landy!! :p ;) )

:welcome2: to the asylum; I hope you've brought your rhino-hide, we get a little boisterous here at times.... :rolleyes: ;)

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I don't; I have a Deepender! :D :welcome2: to the asylum!:D

Aah! You need to dress them in their 'car coats' ;)

Hee hee, defo the bast way for any Aussie to get ashes is to burn their Gaylander ;) oh, :welcome2: to the asylum! :D

:welcome2: to the asylum! :D

:welcome2: to the asylum, you'll find us helpful, if a little 'robust' at times ;)

:welcome2: to the asylum!! :D

wotcha nice dents! ;)

Ah, and there was me being all factual and tecknickule! :p I'll make like an Italian and retreat now! ;)

That could be a little inconvenient!! :welcome2: to the asylum! :D

S'not bloody Iti, it's Russian!! Scotsman: They have reverse gears cos they're built as outfits, with a driven wheel on the chair: have you ever tried shoving a heavy combo round? ;)

greetings and :welcome2: from the Hub of England!

Now that I might be able to assist with! ;) :p

Smack their bloody hands and tell em to leave 'em alone!!! can't be doing with badly-trained kids!!! :mad:

careful, you'll be offering trims and blow-drys next!!! :D

Hmm, so speekin as a wumman with a LHD, would mine be behind the other door? BTW I have no doorskins - does this mean my Landy is Jewish?

Ah, I see, can't help you with that one I'm afraid Nogbad, I'm a good girl me! :)