Oh! Thass nice int it?! Like you 'flat tyre' wer'nt OUR problem!! When yer started squeelin cos yer 'steerin dint wurk'!!:rolleyes:

I got my 300tdi eggsauce for £30. I cun PM you the blokes number if you like. He gets quite a few bits like that in.

I think you need a proppa 300 eggsauce. Int the NA one 'thinner'? I've got a 300tdi stuck in my 86' Deepender. Got messel a 300tdi eggsauce and it took a bit of jiggling to make it fit. But it DID fit! Main problem I had was the down pipe from the manifold. The pipe was slightly too long and hit...

Cept fer the naff checker plate

Ferkinell thass nilly a KeeeebabKamperVan clone!

Aye. So we gathered..

Not 'Thickus Cun'tus'?

Can you give us some more options? That are worse than '****'. Cos '****' don't rilly do it justice..

Ferkin spellin??! Try BREATHIN! Be sorry fer ****in BREATHING our air!!

;) :D

I'm a nice gurl me.

Weird

I wer thinkin the very same thing...

Niether dus Pikey. Parrently..

S'ok. Niether will me an me munkee.. Must remember to wear knickers under me posh frock..:rolleyes:

Mek sure yer doors fit back on after you've done it. Cos Grants didn't.

Aye, i'd of suggested tha you come an leave yer motor ere an get a lift wi us. BUT.. Am going to a weddin in Guildford on the Saturdy nite and we're gonna be spendin the nite there in the KeeeeebabKamperVan. So unless yer wanna come to the weddin... We int gonna be much use.

Heheheheheehehheehehehehehheheehehehheehheheheheheehhehehee!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha! Heheheheheheheheheheehheheheheheheehheheheehehhehehehehe! :D

Ere! Mebbe we shud mek this T*O*S*S*E*R's trip fancy dress. You'd mek a good Kylie wi your arse.

Dun't worry yerself wi trivial stuff like tha Heff. You'll ave been murderized an buried in the woods by then..:D