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    Tail lights won't work

    What colour are the wires coming out of the led light? I'm betting you have wired the earth to a 12v feed and the tail-light to earth.
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    Tail lights won't work

    Earths.
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    Forum etiquette - new member

    Only the doors falled orf gaylanders.
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    Forum etiquette - new member

    You should be aware that gaylanders are for hairdressers and homosexuals. All gaylander problems can be sorted with a gallon of petrol and a box of matches. @Hippo is chief gaylanderer and loves to groom new members. Stanley Sir! is a dirty old pervert. Don't go into Anything Goes if this post...
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    brake pedal needs physically returning..

    Is there a return spring on the pedal?
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    Tail lights only flickering

    It will earth through the other positive wires, hence the flickering and other lights working a bit.
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    Disco 1 The mysterious pressure reducing brake valve.

    It's not a load compensating valve, so no. Is the blockage an undrilled hole or something else inside? If the old one works and the new direct replacement one doesn't, that suggests the new valve is faulty. I'd suggest that Sammy has no technical skills, which is why they work in the returns...
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    I know. I used to have a 1984 RR 3.5 carby. I expect @kermit_rr is on drugs or something.
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    Did you actually go down to kwik fart with it?
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    Oh. Why has it been posted in the RR section then?
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    Perhaps it may be because modern Range Rovers are too heavy for class 4 carlifts and need to be tested at a class 7 equipped MOT centre. I expect classic RR's are lumped into the same band.
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    DPF Claim

    Drive it longer and harder.
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    P0087

    That could be blocked fuel filter or faulty low pressure fuel pump. Possibly faulty high pressure fuel pump.
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    P0087

    It should read over 14v when running, not just on foot down. Have you checked voltage when driving? Mate's van would be over 14v, but when I drove it with obd diagnostic connected it would suddenly drop to 12v for a while then back up to over 14v. If it didn't go back up for a long while it...
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    Help please! Electrical issue with 1995 Defender 110 County, 300 tdi

    He's not as dumb as those who don't get irony. :vb-poke-with-stick: :vb-vinnie:🤪
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    P0087

    Are you getting 13.7v all the time? A mates van has intermittent charging fault and throws up P0087 when it's not charging and voltage drops below 12v. I keep telling him to buy a new alternator, but he hasn't yet. Basically not enough volts to run the high pressure fuel pump.
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    P0087

    Battery voltage/charging system.
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    Disco 1 200tdi with a Euro 4 catalytic converter

    I would suggest selling your disco and buying a Nissan leaf and some tofu.
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    Help please! Electrical issue with 1995 Defender 110 County, 300 tdi

    Fine. Tell him to not bother with the extra earths then, as they are obviously not needed.:vb-surrender:
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    Help please! Electrical issue with 1995 Defender 110 County, 300 tdi

    I noticed no galvanic corrosion. What about the anodic corrosion?? Especially under the earth strap?