If you know someone with a lathe, you can get them to turn the morse taper into straight shank.

Probably dint wanna get hit by an underground train.🤣

@Hippo 's cheeks have been pounded too many times for them to still touch together. It'll probably sound like an underground train arriving when he farts.

You do realise they're talking about torches, not flesh-lights........you dirty old pervert.

Magnum? Jereboam? Methusela? Or do you mean the makers name?

Gosh.

Oh......."nice". I thought it said something different. P.S. you've been in here for months- you should cut down on the cooking sherry.

You need to pressurise the cooling system when it's cold to look for leaks. Hot coolant will evaporate from the leak spot so you won't see it. You should also have posted the question in the relevant section.

You should write out... "I must stop being a KAKFA".

It'll be rats.

Someone is thinking of selling organs.

Sorry, no gearboxes or engines.

In the for sale section.... https://landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/discovery-1-bits.397142/

I've remembered I have a load of bits from 200tdi era Discovery. Ask me if you can't see what you're after and I'll look to see if I have it.

Sit in the spare wheel on bonnet, like others have said and I have done. You'd have to be a retard to sit on a folded down bull bar. A good way to lose your legs and/or be dragged by them underneath the landy.

Carrying dead prostitutes? Carrying cannabis plants? Tying yourself to, so gaylander owners can enjoy jolly naughty botty pranks with you? What ever it is will still be in the way of the spot lights.

Won't your bale of hay be in the way of the spot lights?

Make sure both pulleys don't have surface rust where the belt contacts. This will act like sandpaper.

Gaylanderers usually buy their gallons of petrol and boxes of matches to fix their heaps locally.

Not many gaylandererers visit the for sale section because they disappointed that there are no gaylandererers selling themselves for jolly naughty botty pranks.