is this a mechanic or someone wot as slept with a mechanic?

wot tyre pressure yer running?

shut the folk up..ave bin busy and only just got to this bastid fred..

maybe its Maurice Wilks bidding on it , to get it of the market, off the road and off the face of the planet

ee's bin administrataly removed

go on.. how big is the gap around the drum?

ave bin doing stuff but its all ready fer the big day on Thursday, wur looking fer 'Higgs Boson' which is wot we think gives everything its mass and stuff. also we're looking fer 'mings deckhand' which is rumoured to be the source of all things demented

iof it has a flexi rubber fuel pipe anywhere they can go hard and yer get a ticking in time with teh fuel pulses

aye but how do they get under landies and how do they know to magic thumselveds sinto the brake drums

wint have thought a gaylander would have need of a immobiliser

have yer got a cold?

can someone tell me where these magic stones come from? cos yerd be hard pushed to find a normal stone that can get into the h/brake drum

open side towards the oil

don't you be apologising just call it by its name ..ah mean yer wint call a shovel a spade wid yer?

thats just not funny and yer should get an oh facial warning fer it

****in tread plate..where the folk did yer dig that name up from? the world knows it as and hates it as chequerbastid plate

ffs 40psi.; yer should be bouncing down the road on them , unless yer orf road inwhich case yule get stuck

do ye rmean the barrel or the switch

here's one

oh and welcome mr noobie