nope, and that is q 4 1/2 🤣 🤣 🤣

A whole recycled hippo would not be a very mobile, mobile phone. 🤣

Lucky sod. You should be in a freak show!!! 🤣

As is mine now I have put my old Tesco mobile SIM in it. But it will no longer work with its original "3" sim. So I bought the noo one. And I emphasise "noo", not 2nd hand, for once! There, 2nd hint given!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Boy, you hain't lived!!!🤣

Not heard of that one. 🤣

Not a mobile. Question discounted, so it don't count against you!!

Fair question although it is in two parts, so, "yes and no"!! (Alcatel, the name, went out of production some time ago.)🤣🤣🤣 Q 3 1/2)

No, it's you with a hangover!!!🤣🤣🤣

Well I can't but yes I have heard it is possible to hack into it and set it to anything you want!! Have you ever taken a speedo out and found a label on it with "not again" or summat else written on it??!!🤣🤣🤣

Now you are cheating! Do I count that as a question?? Answer, "No".🤣🤣🤣 (Q 2 1/2!)

I once went with a son in law to their house in Zummerset to remove some furniture. We disconnected the speedo cable of the hired van but only remembered to put it back on just before delivering it back. The bloke did give us a very funny look when we said "well we had a ton of stuff to move...

Funny, I thought it used to be 191, but yep I think 100 got the hoperator!!

Number 2, "no", and you are wasting questions now!! Does that even count as a mobile??!!🤣🤣

Right! and so the fun begins!! 20 questions, all of which have to be answerable only with "yes" , "no" or "I don't know". The last ones don't count against the twenty! So, as to Q1. "No". I will give you a hint. It isn't an iPhone!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 I am relying on your knowledge of me and my...

Seeing as how it is all electronix we cannot do that. But although we do go to Frogland and back that is only 1110 miles, in the Disco, and once there we only use it when we have to, i.e. when needed, to pick up large quantities i]of stuff; wood, wine, etc.!. We do do a few more miles in it...

There are at least three Montmorillon in France!!! https://www.google.com/maps/place/France/@46.1106885,2.5911028,6z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0xd54a02933785731:0x6bfd3f96c747d9f7!8m2!3d46.227638!4d2.213749!16zL20vMGY4bDlj?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDMxOS4xIKXMDSoJLDEwMjExNjQwSAFQAw%3D%3D

Well I am disappointed in you lot! After all the hoo haah about me and a new mobile phone I expected at least one person to ask me "Well, wot did yer get then?!" I was looking forward to the ensuing fun!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

"Chinning" in Scotland must mean something else as doon sooth it means belting someone on.... the chin!

Boy that seems high. I thort the one on my disco 2 at £415 was a bit steep, but it does cover us for as long as we want to be abroad and also recovery all year round again, no matter the country. Ours too is limited to 5k.