Strange thing is it only seems to have started happening the last couple of days. I hadn't really noticed myself doing it until then.

I like your thinking but I'm afraid it has to be delivered, not posted. Hurry my son for failure will result in eternal damnation as an American.

When replying to a post on my phone I end up clicking on the adverts as they take up the whole gap once the keyboard is up. It's bloody frustrating keep opening new links or getting sent to the apps store.

No. As it has more than one silly bull I didn't even attempt to type it. :oops::D:D:D

The reward is high. As such so is the penalty for failure.;)

You have to prove your loyalty first. We can't let just any old person start eating our supplies. :rolleyes:

I'll take looking at peugeots over being invited to join a Muslim dating site any day. :eek::oops::D

You will demonstrate your loyalty to the cause. You have one hour to deliver 2 scampi and chips, 2 pots of curry sauce, 2 cans of bass shandy and a dark chocolate sponge to Beasty and myself. Pass and you will be bestowed a great LZ honour. Fail and you will be banished to 'America'...

No. The forum rules do state that the mods should be offered sacrificial Chippies and cake whenever possible. :oops::cool::D

No. You just have to accept that they can't help the fact that they are American. ;):p

First Minty and then Mod1. A jellyfish has more backbone than you. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

They have a special name for it and in the interests of keeping race relations I would ask you to refer to it as 'America':eek::D:D:D

Grass. :mad::mad::mad:

:cool: No this is moderation. :D:D:D

No I didn't. I couldn't be bothered to press the extra buttons on my phone. ;):p

Nobody cos we are as close to perfect as is humanly possible. :oops::D:D:D

Sometimes it can be hard to tell the difference. As a general rule of thumb...... If the tail is wagging it's the dog. If the finger is wagging its a bloody woman:eek::D:D:D

Chess is not a power game. There is nothing twisted about adding a Rottweiler to the board to spice things up a bit. :rolleyes::D:D:D

She's your stalker. :D:D:D

sorted. :cool::cool::cool: