Go to the forum most applicable to your problem, ie. the Discovery sub- forum https://www.landyzone.co.uk/forum/land-rover-discovery.8/ Once there you will find near the top of the page on the right side a thingy that says "Post new thread". Click it. Title your thread and then you're off.

Hopefully, Phil will respond and we can get this thing going. :)

You kinda just did. ;) What do you need to ask?

Hopefully you didn't pay too much, because you're about to enter the "Spending Zone".

I'm an American, so I don't know what a LEGAL alien is. Welcome.

I say hold your cards (cars) until you know what's what.

It looks like it's gonna need a bonnet, too. And a bumper.

It it sounds like urination? Like on to a flat rock or into dry vegetation? A tinkle sound can be nuanced.

How can really help anyone in Scotland?

Hop on the push bike and head for the UN. You've got a future.

It's what I paid for mine.

Merka. ***k ya.

Come on. You can get one for $500.

Three words. Roof rack.

To be fair, it still confuses me. So, I don't know.

I was serious about the classic LSE, though. They're hella big and can go lots of places. You've got years to think about it though, so I'll just back up.

I sense some sarcasm. Am I right? If so, in future, please do that sarcasm on/off thingy they do now on the ineterwebz. We're a bit slow here and we need the help in order to keep up the high standards set by, well, you.

Welcome to LZ, new guy. Edit: And stop it with the fancy words like inane.

Chinese wimmins will sleep outside if you tell'em to.

And if he buys a proper expeditionary vehicle, like a Land Cruiser, she could read the repair manual, should they need it. Expeditions are all about the planning.