I'm so English I was born here.

Yeah, me too. I'm so English I live in the USA.

"G'day" and "all set" and living in Holland. You're a freaking polyglot.

Here's some advice. If you want to get back into off-roading stay off the tarmac.

Which makes you an ultra-contrarian. Well played. Cheers.

Actually my accouterments are a bit more modern, including a "D"cell LED Maglite, ultra-violet laser pointer and ultra-violet torch.

Ever the contrarian. :cool:

Well hurry on over and ask for Dan the Cave Man as your guide. I'd love to give you the tour. Then you can vote. :)

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Mods must be going all kinder and gentler. In the old days this guy would be squashed like a bug. I must accept change, I guess. Sigh.

You're a turd. Honest as the day is long and openly disregarding the rules of the forum. Yeah, right.

Since we're a Land Rover forum, we're all about bad news.

Who or what is is being protected here? Is it because thievery is so rampant that laws are affecting the law abiding?

Yep. Hopefully you have a good batch of them left.

Most likely you're going to be removing shims. Hopefully, they are there to remove. Good luck.

Release the capslock and the shouting will subside.

You've just jinxed yourself with this braggadocio. Well played.

Or a gun.

Precision and exactness matter, so please allow me to edify. I was not referring to your tyres and rims. I was focused upon the anniversary celebration. If you insist upon delivering presents upon such occasions, the wimmins tend to begin to expect repeated tokens and mometos. Avoid that all...

I'm a Yank. Our job is to scare the world.