Somebody throw Basil the Seal a fish. He's gorn awful quiet & I was just warmng to his positive and upbeat outlook.

Own a gun? G'wan, get on with it. It's been a long time coming ternite. :D

Not that close, or desperate. Not when there's dogs around the castle.

Regularly, by tow rope.

Eh, Prison Guv'nor then? Faaark me, it gets worse! :eek: He's come up through the ****s!

First pop I've had. So your Series is where exactly?

S'why he bought a kit car.

Friday supper must be a blast in your gaff Daft! :eek:

And being a Screw is something to be proud of? :rolleyes:

'She' will have turned in by now with a nice cup of I should co-co and will be punishing 'her' submissive fella with a strap on of gargantuan proportions as we discuss 'her' obvious misfortune (as the caring, sharing lil' group that we are).

4/10. See me.

Never dun me any harm! :D

Would a consensus suffice?

Close enough. I can sleep easy in me bin.

Use of upper case for the first letter of a sentence wouldn't hurt, now would it?

Yep, & it's usually about this time in any fred that someone pops up and threatens to shoot me or burn my house down. If it doesn't I'll be bluddy disappointed. :(

Pikey uses his knob. It's rather clever actually. He's quite fluid.

Shan't.

'She' has been evasive and defensive and has joined this forum for no other reason than to defend a indefensible corner. I don't frankly care if 'she' is a victim, attempting to flog a dodgy motor, being told it's as bent as a nine bob note then joining LZ to have a moan up declares open season...

Okey dokey; Paul C, Paul B (awwww, I miss him), Paul A (prolly was one) and Nuthappy..............Go **** yourselves. S'better indiginous and highly respected travelling person with a long and rich cultural history?