1. ming

    Injector removal tool

    there have been some really good write ups in this forum on the same subject ,with a how to do it . . . .try a search:)
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    Opening the rear hatch door with no power.

    Reet then Earthling , had a werd wiff ma mutt ,Porky as e is a furra bread an got an NVQ in plumbing, so e sez. . . . .find the wire [on rhs rear buklhead above the wheel,looking into the back] that is PU/BL in Earth speak thats purple with a blue stripe :) . . . .he say's ,cut this wire and...
  3. ming

    Newbie with a few questions please...

    Didn't you blewed wun up flops ?
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    Td4 keeps running with ignition off

    seem to recall a thread on here a long time ago with the same issue ,infact if i'm not mistaken it was on you tube, anyhows it was to do with the crank case filter ,if i'm wrong i stand corrected :)
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    Td4 keeps running with ignition off

    Iagree with this , time to change the engine crank vent filter thing . . . .
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    Ebay Bargains..Buy it now Only

    parp!!!!:d:d:d:d
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    Ebay Bargains, Buy it Now only.

    do you wanna join ma black leffer gang ?
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    Ebay Bargains, Buy it Now only.

    got big tits ?
  9. ming

    Reduced Engine Performance

    check the inlet turbo rubbers for any splits or loose on jubilee clips ,this is a very common fault and easy to repair. . . .just buy new rubber hoses don't try and repair them or tape as nothing will stick to them . . . .:)
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    Ebay Bargains, Buy it Now only.

    FFS. . . . . .Wots this gaylanderbay :confused: any black leffer stuff ?
  11. ming

    Opening the rear hatch door with no power.

    Hmm a reet problim :confused: i have driven the rear window down with a 12v small battery by connecting the window motor cables on rhs looking in [cable harness] if it try's to go up just reverse the polarity , well thats the first bit done, then you have to power the door realaese bit the...
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    VCU Test

    also the tippex test is only a crude method but it doe's work. . . . . .fink bell engineering is getting all smarty pants and i agree wiff floppy its just for trade . . . .most people on here are not going to whip off the vcu and stick it in a vice , so the info in this forum is best for purpose :(
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    Air Con Belt thingy?

    This is correct and like hippo sez dissconect lectrics to see if noise stops . . . . .
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    Important MAF information hopefully useful to all

    Try getting a synergy 2 from Rover Ron . . . . .it will go like a real rockit then :)
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    fuel pump

    stick to OEM and change the fuel filter at same time. . . . .
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    Alternator Belt - How much to fix?

    Ming Tip. . . . . .when you pull spanner down [on tensioner] to put new belt on . . . . .get some large mole grips to hold spanner in tension by griping on sub frame to hold spanner in position, so you can slip belt over last bit . . . . .makes it so much easy er . . . . . . . :)
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    ghd straightener advise...

    Is this a new tratter boy club wiff secret werds like ghb#'s or summit :confused: well fook orft back to yer durdy greasy smelly tratter bit :mad::mad::mad:
  18. ming

    Bumper care

    FFS spose yer got curling tongs aswell :eek:
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    pass an mot in mondo mode in uk

    Depends on who you get at the time [bit like a ref] but most would not deem it as being an usafe practice . . . . . .
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    Td4 Missfire

    that cos i'm a space twot. . . . . . .