My general aversion to LZ keeps me far far away on the pursuit of profit in general and currently flying along. Having heard through grapevine I cannot think of a more tragic situation. While we cannot change the situation,sure we can listen,sympathise and you know our numbers if it helps to...

Sorry doesn’t really cut it- but not sure what else to say

Went to a private Nuffield hospital for my hearing, free parking,coffee and biscuits and a smashing pair of breasts in my face from a perky young nurse- the NHS should take note.

Our local hospital has an equal opportunity policy They are all **** ugly

Saw a guy in the snow nursing a semi in a retail park, Navara barely pulled the unit out without drag

Western union money transfer or Paypal Gift and I’ll give you a blinding review £1k should cover a weekend of fun. **** I’ll even let you write the review.

Were they you bullied as a child, that social media picture looks like a retarded gibbon, no offence to gibbons intended

Let’s vote 1) he’s a lovely person 2) the Cnut can Chase bonus elsewhere and fcuk off

Yes you could always go to Lidl and chat up the Eastern Europeans for a bit of spit and polish in a fake taxi

Last time I got ATF on my skin it gave me a rash, I now wear a full chemical and biological hasmat suit and don’t touch my penis with atf soaked hands.

Send me a comercial sample and I’ll give you a genuine review, failing that kindly **** off

Before panic sets in try cleaning all earths to body as a million and one crazy faults can be a bad earth

Equal rights I’ll call anyone anything I like, snow flakes get same words of encouragement

Blocking a retail park in broad daylight I was hardly going to drag her on a petrol forecourt with bystanders and attack her

Work generally,bought a 2016 van with 19k on it as other one had space ship miles and realised I had it 4 years. Converting a warehouse into homes. Ground works on a mini digger at my place and 26 ton of stone to go with other 30 ton of drive. New roof on my house. Enjoying life and avoiding stress.

I posted it in LZIR as interested who else went out and about. LZIR used to be about helping people out, in fact that was purpose of map I made prior to 4x4 ****er response groups who wanted to play police/breakdown organisation look a likes. Seeing loads of four wheel drives and slitties...

Last 24 hours I have been out and about covering 100miles in bleak terrain in the 90, once I wanted diflock briefly to get to a village with some very very slightly challenging sections. I’m amazed at poor planning of people with children in a house and only agreed to deliver items as I was...

Print out some liability waiver forms for when you pull the front off vehicle or strop breaks and good to go. Thanks MHM

for me the 3.9 efi on air on uprated springs was the one to have, Happiest day of my life was seeing the P38 go- genuinely smiled as I knew it would be as reliable as a class A drug users promise. mine only ever managed 18mpg and when driving it reasonably enjoyable-14mpg and for a V8 it was...

the classic was a turning point from a tractor to a Chelsea tractor and LSE one to have, the P38 ( I've owned one) was and is a total technical pile of ****e- complicated by Body module and ****er Air con controls. Mine had habit of a cocaine whore and reliability to suit- total pile of ****e...