Peeps love telling you horror stories about em (comments like they eat bearings etc) but they don't! They are fine.

I reiterate in case it got lost in the sea of indignance!!!

I think we all need to fill this out. West Yorkshire Police

The ones who know how know how. The ones who don't (or the ones who never thought of it) now can't see a police officer on here telling them how to do it. I thought it was bad that the pigs don't generally investigate crime - the fact that they are now posting on here telling people how to do...

What he originally put was far stupider than how Ratty's edit gives it credit for!

:D:D Mod scrap :D:D

So stupid in fact that it must be a troll. Click the red triangle peeps. Oh and DNFTT!!!

ffs, lets hope the real ****in pigs int as ****in stupid as you. Christ on a bike - this must be a wind up! Surely nobody employed is this much of a knob!

I think it's worth about £56.

Yeah but it's not hidden is it? It's under the passenger seat.

Rubbish! Go for BFG's on steel rims - the best size to go for is 275/75/15's. Nice and chunky, good grip, about £400 for a full set. Will do you 100K miles and get you out of the mire. Did you pay that for it or get a bit off? What's the chassis like - that's the only really important thing.

oh...can't remember, but did look into it! Seems a bit pointless permanently locking a diff though. Might try it on me works ren-**** meg-****!

Detroit is NOT permanently locked, it locks when it senses significant slippage, ie NOT when yer going round a corner. Having done lots fo research into both, and having weighed up the costs and work required, I personally would prefer a detroit to an ARB. You can put detroits in the front as...

well he is named after a bank, so no doubt he's a scammer of some sort!

Maybe he spent the day in central London and was fed up with reading signs on placards?

I think he got the message :D

HAah ah ah ah ah a Hha haoh aohaoaoahoha ohaahoha This is a classic and made me genuinely laugh :D:D:D Thank you for cheering me up on this sunday evening :D:D:D

Does the oil light come on? If so, it is just a mechanical problem with the ignition switch - try jiggling the key a bit with it running.

Hahah aha hahaahah :D:D:D:D

fookin lefty bastid I can see my alter ego coming out here (no, not coming out, i mean appearing...er...oh) fag