Ooh...i wuz up there yesterday and am again on Friday! Welcome anyways!!!:D

Does it improve if you remove the fuel filler cap - could the breather be blocked?

Howdy, welcome to the wonderful world! Where abouts are you in this lovely part of God's Own Country???

What an arse! No, if you bought a freelander in the summer, you would expect it to be kaput by now. It's not the dealer's fault - but you might want to check the nut between the steering wheel and the seat. now feck arf!!!

Yeah, i think me n s71 are vying for top slot (actually i think he is vying for a bottom slot but that is highly unlikely by all accounts :D:D:D)

Awww...thanks mate - the highest LZ accolade!!! I think i need to post my replies one word at a time though if i'm to start threatening Pikey!

He must have been a frantic poster!!! I thought he was banned though??? He crossed many boundaries!

Ooh er i just seen it - i'm 6 on the list after daft (50K) pikey (29K) Ratty (24K) Slob (22K) !!! Si (19K) then me!! Wow...i need to get on here less!!!

Fookernell! Is there a posts hall of fame somewhere?

I thort Bernard Matthews died a coupla years ago???

55K miles on a 05 plate with all them things wrong on a Volvo - i'd say you need to HPI it - it has either been in a massive smack or seriously clocked. That would imply a relatively easy live at around 8K miles a year, but the list of defects would imply different!!! Is there any service...

Is it a hairdryer? Have you checked your water level lately?

Told yer so!!!

You're viv, aren't you.

In these competitive times of financial hardship, it's always worth having a couple of contractors on the lost so the job can go to the lowest bidder.

How's this - does it put me back on the approved contractors list?

Oh sorry, i thought you meant whoosh. What's a whooser???:D:D:D

Arse! Feck. That was a pants whoosh.

The problem is your battery not the starter. It is kaput and isn't providing enough power.

He's the one above you. (but sometimes he goes underneath).