It helps pay to fuel my Range Rover, every drop helps ( fuel that is before anyone asks o_O )

i think it tastes like a tramps bell-end o_O And i should know o_O;)

I was referring to a male elephants gonads

I nickname them Enormous Genitals Relaxers o_O

Pinocchio o_O I have had dogging sessions with you on a Wednesday, so is that classed as a weekend in Jockland ;):D

Hi Mike Great, No problem i will hold them for you Kurt

its nothing bad ;)

Serious Lord have mercy on your soul

:confused:

We al said the same thing when we joined the site

Its not the nettles he has to worry about, he is a dodgy one at times - allegedly :D

Sweet Lord, are you hitting on him now as well :D:D:D

Carry on with that smutty talk and you will have a very sore bottom o_Oo_Oo_O:D:D:D

and your trousers and boxer shorts o_O

PM sent :D

you are such a sick dirty puppy at times mate :D:D:D

You don't say that when i am hanging out the back of you :D:D Pillow biter :p:D

And soothed the chaffing :D:D:D

i can take the vaseline to @kermit_rr but it will be on the tip of my knob

Thank you kind sir :D