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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    You told me you wouldn't tell anyone.:eek:
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    P38 2.5dse 1997 MOT

    I wouldn't take the chance, you don't know what damage you've done.think it should be a turning motion rather than a vertical movement, sorry @Rubberknees .:eek:;)
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    P38 2.5dse 1997 MOT

    From memory so I may be wrong,only one is a balljoint and the other is a swivel pin.:confused: are there two different part number for the top and bottom? Just checked and lower joint is FTC3571and upper is FTC3570
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    I've got another one out there:p:D:rolleyes:
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    I've locked myself out of my P38!

    I know.:rolleyes:old school solution PM'ed
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    I'm going, you'll miss the silence:p;):rolleyes:
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    I've locked myself out of my P38!

    Wouldn't he need a slave battery as well as his earth lead is disconnected?
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    No your not:p:D:D
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    Lucky he's only a single barrel.:eek::p
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    I know they are friends but really,one would ask what was he doing in the way? Looking in his eye?:eek::eek:;)
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    And wouldn't pay easyJet when he can self-propell;):eek::D
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    easyJet captain reports a close encounter with a UFO over Rotherham,he said if flew past his cockpit at vast rate of knots displaying a brown vapour trail. The claim is being investigated.Yorkshire police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a mature male from the Rotherham area.his...
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    Rubberknees bounces back AGAIN!

    Get yourself down the allotment and start muck spreading,you'll be worth your weight in gold. Nice one me duck I bet the nurses gave you the elbow
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    P38A ABS / TC fault appeared after sitting idle for 3 weeks

    @kurtjohnson10 won't mind you getting in touch I'm sure, from my experience a real gentleman.
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    P38A Upper and Lower Ball Joint tools?

    He ran out of orange paint Mark.;):D
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    P38A Front wiper problem

    Bloody new electrickery wipers,I much prefer the Ford vacuum operated wipers,the faster you went the slower they would wipe.:eek::eek:;):D
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    P38A ABS / TC fault appeared after sitting idle for 3 weeks

    Now your just being awkward as usual Bob.;):D:D:D
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    Back in hospital round2

    Could never even change my son's nappy when he was a baby.Remember going to a RTA to get a guy out of his car,he'd hit the windscreen with his face and his glasses had smashed into his eyes,he was trapped by his feet and his legs were mangled.applied a big padded bandage to his head and had to...
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    P38A Diagnostic plug.

    No problems,if you do a search I posted a photo or two when I had the no power at 16 problem years ago you may be able to find them.
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    P38A Diagnostic plug.

    Check the plug, front and back for corrosion,have you got power at pin 16 and ground at pins 4&5.if no power at 16 then there is a brown wire from the yellow plug on the bottom of the fuse box which runs to the big round connector under the header tank,from there it. Passes through the...