Nice one Keith! Raspberry pips would give a nice, smooth, stipple effect when he "pebbledashes" the walls...

BRILLIANT stuff Alan! LOVE IT!

I have it on great authority that he did one wet fart too many for the cleaning staff...

As you will know, John "Rubberknees" has recently had successful surgery for a large, cancerous bowel tumour. A few days ago he was rushed in again with the complication of a twisted bowel. I just received the following great news from him: Hi honey I'm home as the man said. Allowed out after...

For the benefit of others matey..HONESTLY!

What size and £p?

Cheers! I ran out of fingies, fumbs and toesies trying to work that out matey! Mike.

What an excellent tool! Cheers, Marjon! Mike

I have 16's with Insa Special Tracks, two sets of 18's and a set of 19's. No magic at this end :~}

Thanks very much. I'll give them a miss. Hopefully the chart you've thoughtfully attached may help others too! Mike

Many thanks. My handbook's diskappeared, but thanks for confirming that Flossie! Mike.

Cheers Kermit. I think that - so far - all my tyres have reached the ground. BUT... what I'm asking is have 235 width tyres been offered as an OE variant, as well as 255's I've always run with. ¦~]

Just been offered an almost brand new set of 235 55 19 109 rated tyres. Since I got my P38 6years ago, I've generally run with 255 55 18 or 19's. Just wondering about potential issues with running 20mm narrower tyres. We're they an option when new? Looking forward to feedback of your...

I didn't hear anything from John for a couple of days Keith. Each update I had from him, I posted to the 3 Amigos - you, Alan and Mark as John had requested - in a timely fashion. Mike :~}

Have a great holiday Alan! Rest assured - the "filth baton" will be in good hands...when he's awake at least! The other 75% of his time will be spent dreaming of other filthy stuff! Mike.

That's inflation for ya John..."99"...I remember the days we'd have been very happy with a "69" ! Sounds like you and Julie had a great time!

How was your day trip to Cleethorpes John? I'll guarantee it was breakdown-free, considering your mode of tranport! Hahaha!

Don't want Alan drinking alone, so...Wirral here I come!

Ahhh...the good old days! Comes under the heading of "Joys of Motoring", I believe! I bought a Citroen CX 2400 Familiale many decades ago. It had a Webasto sunroof that flooded the drivers seat anytime it rained - it would be, wouldn't it! We bought several bath sheets, the biggest we could...

Or...in Kermie-speak...Brokeneded