At this time of year it’s supposed to be running Tarbert to Lochranza once a day but with all the ferry issues between Brodick and Ardrossan they are running this one from Claonaig all day.

It’s the Claonaig to Lochranza ferry 🤔

Went on a bo@t yesterday. Stayed on a bo@t last night and went on another bo@t today. I’m having a midlife crisis I think Bo@t I stayed on ^^ Today’s bo@t 👇

Blue skies here for the last hour or so

Yes I did in the end. The new solenoid worked for a bit then would stick. Eventually the pump started to leak, then I changed it

A piece of fencing wire with a bend on and poke it into every hole in the chassis and wiggle it about then keep hosing. The muck usually blocks a few holes rusting out the chassis on all the low points

If it’s driven for a while with it slack I think the arm wears and you will keep tightening it until the arm touches the bottom of the box. Mine did anyway

A big tide with the wind behind it? 🤔😳🌊💦

I’m at 20 meters above because being a ‘wise man’ I live at the top of the hill. Thems at the bottom get wet feet when’s there’s a big tide 😳

It wasn’t deaded when I found it. I messaged the bloke that takes to do with them but he hasn’t responded 🤷‍♂️

I had a young dolphin on the beach this morning. I tried to push it out into deeper water but the waves were going to go over me welly boots😳. Got the airport to come with their floaty suits to push it out further but it was deaded by the time they got there 🙁 And then they drove into a big...

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Most old school garages would braze the ends onto another piece of pipe or make up a bit of hydraulic hose with the correct ends

This one is obviously a classy burd 😂

I’ve got one at work who only appears when I’m not about and if the Land Rover window is open a couple of inches goes in and poops all over the dash. If the window is closed he poops down the mirror glass.

I had a box that started leaking from the square cap on the top. I think there was an o ring under it but I just changed the whole box before the mot

Viagra stuck in yer throat ? 😳

All the distilleries have suddenly had a wobble though. They’ve all been spending $$$ upgrading all the buildings to up production, riding the wave of success, but suddenly the wheels are threatening to fall off as demand has dropped off. Whether it’s a temporary blip or a longer trend, who...

My filing cabinets are certainly full of something

Who says he’s having to search for it? 🤔 I’ve got some fantastic heathrow sexual stuff if you want it 😳