1. DanClarke

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    Surely she would have said "Oooohhhh helooo BIG boy" then? ;)
  2. DanClarke

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    Morning All. :D Bins out, paper's got, etc. :) I have bought some drugs. A mate of mine is an extremely fit 67YO labourer and he swears by Turmeric & Ginger tablets to prevent joint pain and the like. Says when he runs out all the aches & pains kick off again and his hands swell up etc...
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    It is a ladder of a fixed length, it has 3 sections that fold up onto one another. It was rather expensive but it is one that herself can operate all on her own without needing me to open the loft hatch or pull the ladder across the loft floor and down the access hole. It is mounted on the top...
  4. DanClarke

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    Morning All. :D Dry & bright here. :) A shopping day. :( Have a tremendous Tuesday. :D
  5. DanClarke

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    OK, goodnight all. :D
  6. DanClarke

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    Wow lots of answers needed all in one post. Yes Gout can be caused by excessive red wine (and Port) consumption, among other things. Used to be known as "the rich man's disease". @kevstar I will put a pic up tomorrow when I next open the trapdoor. @landowner why not go the whole hog and buy a...
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    The new loft ladder is in. My goodness what a mess they made. :( They didn't put any floor protection down and smashed out lath & plaster and trod it in everywhere. :( We have had a right mess to clean up. But the thing is in and it is an improvement (but much steeper than the old ladder...
  8. DanClarke

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    Morning All. :D Cool & Damp (and that's just me) weather's about the same. :) Woken up with gout in the right Big toe (1st joint) very painful walking on it indeed. :( Chippies are here to remake a newer/bigger loft hatch & and a new drop down ladder. Have a Marvelous Monday. :D
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    I don't know about anyone else but I am always appalled that in all American films the only lighting they seem to have in any room is standard lamps, table lamps and really poor lighting. It's like living in a cave. The British ring-system for lighting and for mains power is so infinitely...
  10. DanClarke

    P38 auto gearbox problem.

    Is it telling you your transfer box in in neutral (i.e. Not in High OR LOW range)? Have you tried going to low-range & back to hi range?
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    In the "Swinging" 60's an indicator that the residents of a house were into the "swinging" lifestyle was the planting of a Pampas Grass in the front garden. Much like bored Army wives and their packet of OMO in the front window.
  12. DanClarke

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    When a job's done, its DONE! :D
  13. DanClarke

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    Morning All. :D Still here, with you lovely lot. :) A bit of a lie in today. Have a super Remembrance Sunday.
  14. DanClarke

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    Ladies in the works cafeteria used to say "what you having for lunch Jimmy?" LOL At the next job I had a Manager ask me to sit down and not turn around and then he brought the sales team in one by one and asked them what they thought and the all went oh yeah that's uncanny. Eventually I turned...
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    When I do selfies I am always sure to put the "ugly-filter" on the camera so I come out more ....
  16. DanClarke

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    They shouldn't give dogs choccies, it is very bad for them. ;)
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    Morning All. :D Mild & dry here. :) Got the paper and some petrol (lazy boy, I went in the car). :) Have a super Saturday. :D
  18. DanClarke

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    Time to get a new less stressful job? 🤞
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    Morning All. :D Have a fab Friday. :D
  20. DanClarke

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    Now you've made me want to go "P" :)