SWMBO gorrit vrumma elf store. Tis tablets (not tablet) an I godda tayke a brace a day. Or else.

Unfortunately alcohol-free for the next 10 weeks.....

Thanks! I know swmbo has pots of this in the pantry so will give it a go. Will it make me orange as Trump?

I get gout periodically in my left hand and wrist, hurts but normally can get it under control with paracetamol, codeine and ibuprofen. Lasts about a week. Problem is I’m not allowed ibuprofen while on the chemo drugs so the inflammation will run riot! Seeing the oncologist on Tuesday so have to...

Bin tu farm store, bort zum icecream an zum wyre brushes furme drill tu clene up crankcases speshly. Quite liked luke uv zum hurdles anna dehornin iron but us oanly liv in terraced cottage zo probly a bidduv oavakill. Got gout anorl. Hurts laike beggary!!

Mornin volks, be drai an braight doan ere in Debn. SWMBO is off tu wurkin tess wivver Labradorian protege smornin zo us boys off tu browse tule section in us local varm store.

Be fassinadin ferrus Debn boys. Stone cudve come vrum Horknee, where em av tooms contempry wiv Pyreemids. Shows ow widespread their belief system wuz an ow commonplace the maffemadics em needed tu achieve what they did. Em ad zame branes as wot us du, em layin foundations fer wot us av now...

Mornin orl, Goan tu wurk agen, veelin ok. Will be a squirrel-free dai but tis ok cuz us av run oat uv nuts. Drai a dull ere but vorecast tu be bedder ledder on. Avva productive dai, frens.

Tis enuff fer one dai. Us boys slinging us hook. Gnight frens.

+1 for the Michelins, if you would like an alternative then Vredestein Quadrac are excellent as well.

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Ere in Devon, any 4x4 is known as “the truck”. When I worked my dogs, my colleagues all called my Jimny “yer truck”.

Mornin orl. Be rennin simly. Deal wi dugs an hole up ferra bit. Ava gude one volks.

Av yer rung ferra black-an-white?

Tends to be associated with trousers on an elasticated waistband and v neck lambswool jumpers with stupid geometric designs. And moccasins. Always bloody moccasins.

What's the sell-by date?

Seriously at risk. Being a multi-application engine, serious compromises were made to the crankshaft oilways to maintain the overall dimensions within the floorpans proposed. Or thats my reading of it.

Is TPMS driven oft the ABS on thems FL2s?

Us zo pleased tu zeeit. Yer'll be orl the bedder ferra gude bidda snap inzide yer.