Agreed. Dogs + motorbikes = full black leather + no wood. Wet rag sorts it.

Go urly afore sun be tu ot. Yurl be proper, mai ansum.

Annits gudda plastic bag oava it. Issit a bluddy cucumber?

Looks like an 80’s stereo inside.

Mornin orl. Us not dun wurk this week. Be dull and dreary here but dugs be let oat a fed. SWMBO be ohm soon zo best get us owse tidy.

Apparently a rotating crankshaft is a rare bonus.

I’ve much sympathy with your position. We have one who’s kicked over the traces once too often and has been given the bum’s rush. An unhappy event but necessary for our own wellbeing. Parenthood can’t all be about sacrifice.

Sea lion iddun as fat as the tourist. Muss be a Merkin.

French volks be gude. Us boys ad lodes uv vun oaver tu Brittany afore Brexit. Us av knowd Prisians and oui, them volks be odd.

As far as I know the FL2 duddun have a VCU but a Haldex instead, adjacent to the rear axle.

We’re with NFU but they’ve been hiking the rates for a couple of years even on two run of the mill Škodas. Seems all the insurers are bagging up just because they can.

Just bought one. Elegance spec is the one to go for. Top car is the Laurin and Clement trim but it has a panoramic sunroof which is notorious for developing untraceable leaks, either around the frame or at the top of the windscreen seal. They’re very good looking inside and very highly spec’d...

Mornin volks! First cycle of chemo started yesterday, going to try to do a day’s work today. Or a half day, whatever works. Have a wonderful day, frens!

Tis a cryin shame but needs must when the devil drives. Us’ll have a beer for ‘ee insted.

Mmmmm…..zyder, mai ansum…..

Mornin frens. Us boys up an aboat at 0530 tu veed us dugs an walk em a nour ledder. Brekfuss a then moov car of the zingle yeller where us ad tu park oavernaight tu stop geddin blocked in by Gas Board oo ar inna takeover bid fur us terrace. Workmen be ok, managers cudden give a rats ass.

You must have lovely blood. “Do not be afraid….it is only the children of the night”

Dugs walked, chips on. Us desurves a pint ledder on.

“More elaborate weather sealing” 😂😂😂 I only remember getting a jet of water in the eye at anything over 40 mph.

Tis a braight gude mornin doan yer in Debn, tad oavacast but cumftable enuff. Lawn tu cut, stuff tu get dun. Appy Sundi, volks!