1. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Did he say if he would have hit it wiv a hammer?
  2. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    :( https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3yd2krgeko
  3. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    It started leaking so yer whacked it wiv a hammer. Thas wot tratterers would do.
  4. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Me casserole is at 70 degrees C. Unyuns are still crunchy so din't bovver testing a sprout. Eye likes me veggerbles soft.
  5. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Eye is watching the sennertaff fing. Eye likes the brass band music. Bit embarrassing when they were naming the recent shower of ex pry minister cons.
  6. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    If yer need a character reference let me know.
  7. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Shorry, butter.
  8. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Sossij casserole fer tea. Used the last of the pea's. Not many chopped carrut left. 2 unyuns and gottid loads of sprouts. Packet mix and corn flour. All in me slow cooker. Sossij will be cooked last minute int mirowave. Not cookering them wiv the casserole as eye dun't want the fat mixing in...
  9. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    No. Just made them. Cucumber, marg and brown bread. Edit butter
  10. Hippo

    https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/landrover-scam-5-sunbeam-street-wolverhampton-ebay-smart-r...

    https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/landrover-scam-5-sunbeam-street-wolverhampton-ebay-smart-reconditioning.339591/post-5429360
  11. Hippo

    Telford

    Telford
  12. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Cucumber sandwiches.
  13. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Close the doors to each room to keep the heat in.
  14. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    .
  15. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Eye has reported him to Rachel to have his land taxed anorl.
  16. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Yer quoted a bypass swear wurd. Naughty @landowner
  17. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Haggus munchers might get some. They normally do. Rest of the country might get 5cm on tuesday. Ain't worried. Gottid ma trusty hippo.
  18. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Accordiing to the online calculator, this ere fred is about 600 weeks old.
  19. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Eye have bin feeding me squirrel and reporting spam profiles on ere. Musta reported about 20 smornin. Some quite old.
  20. Hippo

    I would just like to say

    Do a temp fix to see worrit looks like in the dark wiv em illuminated.