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    Battery Flattens No Start.

    Make sure central heating is not programmed to come on.( preheat system) That flattens the battery.
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    Trifid tree stump

    Cant see a front bumper costing £20 grand!
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    Trifid tree stump

    X s on insurance £560 Gonna get it fettled on tuesday. Only light damage as trifid tree stump was loose upon arrival of 2.5 ton l322
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    Trifid tree stump

    Today i encountered one of those movable tree stumps. The fooker walked right in front of me . New front bumper required Lol
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    Has this bin done?

    I know! But i have the plough for keeping our yard clear in winter. Just need the bracket! And I can get one of the lads to do that for free. It will be fun.lol
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    Has this bin done?

    Something less agricultural I've seen them on American SUV's where they just attach to rear tow plate. Obviously you then have to drive backwards to plough the snow. But it looks very user friendly
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    Has this bin done?

    Gonna get one of my turner/welders at work to make me a bracket so that my detachable tow bar socket can be used to mount a removable tow plate that the new FLT plough will fit to. Looked on some American websites and there all at it for clearing there drives etc. A handy attachment one thinks...
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    Has this bin done?

    No not a joke! I've seen ploughs that bolt onto tow bars And I've even seen them on disco 4's Just wondered if anyone had stuck one on a l322
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    Has this bin done?

    Right then Just bought a snow plough for a FLT at work and it got me thinking! Has anyone managed to find a picture or a working plough that is fitted to an l322?
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    Funny things! Need help ASAP

    Lol Ahha Guess what I've sorted it. Was looking in all the wrong places! I'm gonna be totally honest and admit that I've just spent 1 hour looking for a fault that I thought I had created when it was a chuffing flat battery. School boy error! DOH:violent: Because I was fancying around...
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    Funny things! Need help ASAP

    Could this be a blown fuse!
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    Funny things! Need help ASAP

    Need help Ok I don't understand what has just happened I removed the rear wash wipe and to unblock the damn thing. In doing this I removed the rear spoiler to ease access to the nut holding the washer wipe blade on. Reset everything and ok Exept for wiper being out of position slightly. So...
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    Rear washer

    Nice one. Disconnected the pipe internally and found water being pumped as it should! So all is ok untill the pipe connects to the wash wipe motor housing. Is it as simple as removing the rear wash wipe blade and housing and replacing it with a new one?
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    Rear washer

    Thanks i will look later. Cant be arsed at the moment as i have Man flue/ foot and mouth and Nora virus plus a dose of ebola.
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    Rear washer

    Lol R My iiiiiipad battery died on me! My question is this. My rear wiper water pump on my l322 isn't supplying water to the screen. Is it a separate pump ( I presume it is) if so how easy is it to get at?
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    Rear washer

    R
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    L322 56plate td6 for sale.mint condition.

    Hi all Have decided to move my 2006(56) plate Zambezi silver with cream leather range rover vogue.( due to a new job) Everything works on it and it has full landy history. 66 K miles. It has all the usual vogue stuff. Including venture cam and digital free view tv plus a DVD player.and a...
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    thieving scum

    Guard dogs in cars! I was told this a few years back( unsure how true it was, but it made me chuckle) Bloke parks his car in Liverpool to watch his footy team take on Liverpool. Two boys approach him and ask for a fiver to watch his car and stop anyone doing anything to it. Bloke sais, no chance...
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    Weird ride which make me queasy

    The mix of tyres won't make any difference. I have yokohamas on the rear and avons on the front. All all terrain tyres. The ride is softer than the p38 and you will get used to it. To be sure go to a stealer and test drive another. It may be worth getting another member on here to test an...
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    Such a dumb question

    Come on ! Honestly! It's Xmas. Not April fools. Of course it's Black.