Can't say I blame you. I'm boring myself now. Laters

Does anyone on thread want to have a civil conversation?

What is the reason for me being banned?

That'll teach me to be nosey. Well funny though!!!!

Excuse my ignorance. What's a turn out?

Thought you'd gone to watch Emmerdale with the rest of 'em. If you keep a sharp eye out you get to see a Defender occasionally.

Ban the lot. He's a very naughty boy

ban both of us

Google theyre now. Think you meant they're. Here's a little tip for you, a squiggly red line underneath the word means it isn't right

Sorry just re read your post. You meant their not there. Now who's the idiot

Apologies mate. No need and I am ashamed. Please accept. As Father Jack said "Im so, so, sorrrry"

Yeah know what you mean now. Fortunately up here we don't have drive police who are paid to search the area for lost people taking wrong turns onto private drives by mistake and taking their vehicles off them for doing it more than once. I'd have a word with your M.P.

Thought you'd gone home

Tips on what Beasty? You're a bit vague on that.

If all else fails, resort to abuse. Wish I was at school still. Best days of ya life but we didn't know it. Some people on here should have attended more often

Maybe the tribes of the Amazon with their blow pipes etc would be more civil to strangers

Just took a look on LZIR. There's someone on there in Nuneaton offering free tea and cake to anyone who will help him with repairs to his car because it's hurting his hands. I wonder if Scott, Virgil, Brains and the rest of the Thunderbirds gang are aware of this. At long last They could retire.

No dear, quite wrong. Had maps and had researched as much as possible. All I did wrong was get a bit confused with the start of a couple of lanes. Like I said has no one else ever made a wrong turn. I bet most of you have on the road even when the streets are marked with signposts. Seems to...

Aint any of you ever took a wrong turn or used someones private land to do a quick u turn?

Phew. What a mistake that was. Saying hi to people, sharing my first laning experience, people thinking I had been to the Amazon rain forest, me explaining I hadn't strayed from flat earth and then being wished ill fortune and my car to be taken off me. I thought it was a friendly place to be