When mine packed in it was the condenser that went :rolleyes: think on one of the corners,.Got a new one a nissin one ,some green rubber seals,all good,,,but might be coincidental but my book light,symbol, came on briefly ...Now the compressor kicks in about three times a minute or so and is...

Sounds like a bad earth to the engine ,possibly...try moving the gear selector slowly from p ,to,1 while trying to start ,might connect ,say 2nd n start,then its a bad or mis aligned xyz switch,,,,;) o keep foot on brake just in case it starts....:rolleyes:

Has it got a handbrake drum on the rear of the gearbox, could the handbrake cable be transmitting noise into the cabin ,just a though :rolleyes:/......

I used stuff called forever black ,its about £16 a bottle amazon ,ebay .....ect.... on the grill n under the front lights ,it needing redone,but its been 4or5 years ,it a dye for plastic ,it dyes every thing ,so be careful,near painted bits:eek::D:D;)

I like switches with big buttons and a descent satisfying click ,n a light to tell you that its on ,or off......:D Probably thats why they invented ,collision prevention on cars ,For people looking at the screens n not the road:rolleyes::D:D:D

I will have you know ,sir ,theirs nothing wrong with my shaft :pS :D

OH i also tested my vcu while i had it up in the air ,,It seamed lighter to turn than i remember ,maybe i getting stronger :rolleyes::D:D..

Has it got an egr ,and a maf ,,if so try unplugging both ;)....

]Just say if you want your scarf back,no need to be dropping hints.;):D:rolleyes: That will be the bright pink feather boa one,,,,,darling :oops:..:D

NO, had to make my own entertainment,,,its a wonder i didn't go blind,,,,,,from all that telly :p:rolleyes: ..come to think of it ,i prob cut my teeth on a 1/2 inch spanner :D:D:D:D

Yep i greased the piston at full length:oops:, and each time i pressed it back it got lighter n lighter till it was sliding back in with one finger :rolleyes:,,,,,,On the tool :p .now just the back to do ,,,I start with brake fluid but its not a very good lube ,add grease ,till theres a...

What is it we all say ,,,,,if theres no pictures it never happened ,,,,ITS OK,, I for one, DONT NEED PROOF:oops::D:D

Today i striped n cleaned the front brakes and one piston on near side ,was almost solid ,better now iv moved it in n out a dozen times ,anyway the point,,I was getting a squeak at low speed ,when passing parked cars:( ,on passenger side and a bit of a drag ,pull to that side ,,and that bloody...

And you get free road tax and if you time it right ,a full tank o fuel :oops::D:D

If you turn the steering left n right full lock ,does that reset the angle sensor ...just a thought ..:rolleyes:.

,Aaa,nd egr,s ,,not two ,well there is two ,,expensive but it all adds up ...:rolleyes::D:D

And that why i dont have 2 ,Iknow the l322 is like night n day to drive,against the p38,,so many many people have said ,but i never indulged my self ,if i did i would not want to part with me p38 ,n , id be where u are now:eek:,,,,,but but a mate of mines round the corner had a l322 ,and now...

Yea see mince n tattys is brill ,till you have steak ,then is not as good ,:rolleyes: and now you will find lots of reasons why you need one ,and why cause you dipped your toe in the water and it felt good :oops::D:D

The price wont matter ,once hooked the madness takes over :eek::eek::eek::eek::confused::D

Think its in the background behind the smoke cloud to the right ...:rolleyes::D:D