Yer dead right Loat, shame is some of the young uns recently don't seem to see the banter that way..:( Arseholes.....:p Can't take a joke, shouldn't have joined....:D

Wasn't Slob goin on about dildo saddles? Or has the plot departed from platform 4?

Ok mate, I'll ave a crack at 'Bhomenian Crapsody'....see how bad I can murder it...:eek:

11.30 and no boogers about....on a satday nite n'all.... Reet, here's the money, I'm tekin a party seven home..least Miss fist is waiting up fer me....:(

Tellya what Wiggles, lets combine it wiv a Queen Karioke nite, tenner a ticket, we'll clean up.:D

Better not sit down then either............:eek:

Good idea...50p on 12th of Never.............:p I can hear Freddie singing now...dododododo...'nother one bites the dust...:D

Thats true Wiggles. If they're nice 'n polite, ya can break em in nice 'n gently. Mind, if they're snotty bout it.....:eek:

WARNING..WARNING... Wiggleytuff is exhibiting unusual behaviour....approach wiv caution.... You alright Wiggles? Come into the gaylander and have a stiff drink n' a laydown, you'll soon be back to normal..:p

Christ, this place stinks....where is everybody? Ah balls, pint o mild on me own then........:(

Naa Wiggles, pillock bit, deserved a slap, mebbe not quite such a hard un, but.....:D Feck it, second fort, yep slap im down..

Yep, I'm daft enough to love me GL, but then I'm used to the rippin the other Twots on here give out...filter through it though, and its still just abuse.....:p

Ladies & Gents, Bearing in mind some of the recent posts, I feel it is a suitable time to issue some advice to all junior members posting questions for the first time. If you are of a nervous disposition, easily offended, or of a flighty nature, I suggest you have a read of...

Yeah, Its probably a combination of your engine being on, and moving.....:p Only joking, have a search for vibrations on the threads in here, loadsa threads about it..http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f9/juddering-when-accelerating-45833.html Look at tyres, diff mounts, propshaft...

Who sez all the funs over catz? After just watching us gettin our arses spanked at rugby, I need some humour....:(

****e Shane, talk about going out wiv a bang....:eek: Yer head gasket ok?

Cheers Moose 'n Hatters, after some of the tools I have to be diplomatic wiv at work, he were easy....:D

1's smoother, looks more like a rangie and has a pug diesasel engine, t'other isn't......:p

Right CaperJ, Wiggles has come on a bit strong here, but the point he's making is; 1.There's a fair chunk of good-humoured banter un **** taking goes on here. Not being daft, if you want serious, go on Landrovers own site. However, 2. this site will give you the hands-on user advice from people...

Nick, At the end of the day, you've always got sale of goods act, ie fit for purpose, if its not as described, take it back. Personally I think you've got loads more clout with a main dealer than a fred-in-the- shed kind of op, but at the end of the day, they're all c*nts out to nick as...