No ta, I get smoke free...perks of t' job....:D

Steady Doobrey, slap 'nother patch on.....:p

How deya get round pads into square calipers Mingey? :confused:

I'll leya off doobrey, givin the smokes up is a barsteward.Look at it this way, least yer can give up the oily rags, doriss' have to put up wit being stroppy every month....:p T' Barretts' back in its slip...and yer safe too Sharpie....;)

Timers runnin for how long till i get a reaming on here.. Or shud it be a roasting......:(

No probs matey. Ol' doobreydoobeedooo's bin a bit hairated as of late. Needs ta mella out.chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll a bit unarwl. Anybody'd fink the banters' getting to him.....:D

Yer safe Hatters, got me Barrett 50 out covering yer back..;)

Ello Poirot, how ya doing?;)

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There maybe a reason why people are anti GL. Car review: Land Rover Freelander (1997 - 2006)& And I quote: S and T platers 16th from bottom in 2001 Top Gear / J.D. Power Customer Satisfaction Survey. In June 2001 Land Rover was rated by Motor Warranty Direct as Britain's 2nd worst out of 22...

Don't yer find it mazin that landyzone attracts some right characters? I'm deffo believin in reincarnation, cos am sure 'ol dopey's Dikwotsit cum round agin.....:p

Sharpie me laddo, yer rasise a coupla good points, but there's landy sites n' landy sites. Have a read of these, yer'll see what I mean. http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f9/freelander-2-5-v6-totally-dead-electrics-help-58136.html...

Bit slack at the minute Hatters.This rain don't help unarl...:( Still, least we don't have many cats up trees, they can't grip int wet....

Welcome Bitterman, you sound like just the kind of fruitbat we need.... All other Newbies, READ THIS POST! Take a bit of stick, take it with good face, give a bit back, and look at all the good advice keep rolling in.....Evening Hatters, T5 !:p

FUBARLANDER or SNAFULANDER....:p

Somebody sticky this & make every newbie read it!

Smack on the nail NI, I got £1300 for mine with several faults needing sorting. Bloke took her and another one to Poland, not sure whether for breaking or repair..

My italics Doobrey, but if yer gotta service a car twice as often as specced to keep it running ok, either a) the manufacture got its service schedule tits up or b) the motor is just plain unreliable. Lets put it this way matey, I loved me GL, but then again I was prepared to get under her...

Christ Take, how big is that box, number of times it appears.....:p

I can't believe you included these in there....and you forgot the fire orange air freshener, curling tongs and the bulk hair spray....:p