Could have been worse...a wild boar could have jumped out at you :D

What makes it worse is I work in a bank. Even the financial services are doomed....

Still didn't get my new tyres on EVEN THOUGH I did the really hard bit holding the bulb for Bix. Got him drunk instead though :D

I have! They were retro fitted and we're still invisible. Must be because Range Rovers are whisper quiet....

You would be amazed about how many people don't see the car at all. Like it's got an invisibly cloak how often people just pull out when driving at 60 :confused:

Mine came with the black badges and I plan to put them back to silver as soon as possible! No point driving 3 tonne of V8 range rover if people can't see the massive letters across it :D

Going to try and chase Bixs wiring fault for the front high beam. Then IF I can convince him by fluttering my eyelashes swap the batteries over and see if we can get mine going. She's got 4 new tyres waiting that I've been asking to be put on for a FORTNIGHT so everyone pls mither him until he...

Mine either to be fair. The only thing that actually "works"

Where's the rust...? It's clearly not a P38 without the rust!

Keep your mind off my jugs please, I'm currently trying to be distraught here ;) Bix did immediately go "you can't put your plate on the internet! What if someone stalks you!" Am now taking stalker applications... must bring own battery....

My battery is so dead it didn't even flicker. Amazing. I'd like you all to meet my 3 tonne paperweight Honey :(

Donate just £200 a month to help your local P38 owner today.... "Bix has had his range rover for 10 years and still hasn't fixed anything he said he would leaving him without a P38....how would you feel if it was you having to walk like a peasant? For just £200 a month you could help fund Bix a...

We're changing the front ABS sensor in the burning heat Well...I say we..... :cool:

What happened to her?

Yep a minimum of two years to get a payment and I made a year :(

Got made redundant without any payout. Honey will probably be going up for sale :(

Found out my battery is completely dead and funds for a new one are currently not available. One step forward 200 metres back...

It's my own fault :oops: I left a drink in there, thought I got to it in time and apparently didn't. Couldn't get in because we don't have the EKA code so just slowly watched my steering wheel go fuzzy... It all cleaned off nicely though :D

Broke in and ̶c̶l̶e̶a̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶g̶r̶o̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ gave her a good clean down inside. Took the battery off to get some charge back into it and gave her a quick wash down and dust externally.

Saaaaaaaame. As I watch her rear air bags deflate day by day.... It's tragic really.