Mr 4 torques 🤣 🤣 Next you'll be saying your from Torquee Torquay...

The torque settings on the sump for my TD5 are not high and there isn't much space to put one in to do up the oil pump sprocket bolt. My nomal 1/2 inch torque wrench does for everything else, but it doesn't go below 20 ft lbs. My old fashioned...

Wots that for your Meccano set 🤣 🤣

Just watched episode 2 ov the secret life ov bee's on channel 5 catch up. @NorfolkBird

In the meantime, after fixing it, sort of, with gaffer tape as the parts of the switch are basically falling apart, it is now OK. But I have been onto Citroen C3 websites both sides of the channel and it appears it is a bit of a common thing...

I said to the misses the other night im not watching the news as there's nowt good these days, they go from people in was zones babies starving then jump over to Ronaldo who gets over 3 million a week. If you had that amount of money why does...

Today I did the massive long job of cracking off the big nut on one of my rear trailing arms... I thought I'd see how tight it was as the front bush is well past its best and needs replaced. It turns out the answer is not that tight...

It may just be the sensor switch thingy needs a clean wivs contact cleaner ....

On lighter side

I do not envy you one bit we watch UK news here my hart sinks every day getting to the point to stop watching it to depressing 😩😩

The more you hunker down the greater these idiots win. I'll just add this to another page of memories of my area.

THAY soon mark the paint if not washed of , good job it hasn't been feasting on elderberry

This is just one turd that missed me the other week when I was doing the passenger side! It was five times as bad when I washed it, luckily it had been raining during the week.

The only crime lately over here was a rabbit got in the veg patch and scoffed 6 carrots, justice was swift

A dispute over a bicycle locally. Just been for a walk to my local paper shop and stopped for a chat with neighbours who use social media. Local on local confirmation in a papershop. Seriously though my area New Moston is residential has really...

Happy monday peeps, we got rain. I'll be in the machine with the door closed with the heater & radio on then. :)

'mornin, (Just). Lovely day today, got up late and it is SO quiet! Went to a pottery and ceramics exhibition in Giroussens yessdi. Tis renowned for it and the streets are all full of peeps selling their wares. We usually buy at least one...

Morning Cloudy bright here Weekend show was wet and hardly any exhibitors, only about four tractors when usually 20+ I overdosed on Guinness in the beer tent Saturday night but great fun was had by all despite it being damp :p Suns coming out...

Best put bars on your Windows, 😦😦

Gawd it's getting worse around here. A young lad murdered and the police arrested four one woman for aiding and abetting three teenagers in the killing. Last week a man went into my local medical centre brandishing a knife. If anyone wants more...

All original engine and auto box, 250k on it. It'll top 80 mph no problem, I stick to 50 with the caravan behind though as it's light on the rear axle. It's out of character driving fast, best poodle along and wave to the mums an kids :D

Morning All. :D Take kids to school this morning and then "Freedom" for a few days. Son sent me a video of the riots outside his LA hotel. :( Couldn't walk up the stairs last night, knee pain. :( Seems better s'morning. :) Have a great day. :D

Lead gets it of 😃😃

If it’s anything like the stuff coming out of our pigeons, that’ll have taken a while. It’s like tarmac.

Eye were finkin it were the origional engine.

Thanks, prof. When is your next lecture? I want to be sure to sign up for the course!!🤣🤣

When I lived in Lunnen I knew a guy fro Noocassel, or thereaboots. He had a Gfriend from Lunnen. Whenever they went oot they had to take paper and pen with them so he could write doon what he was tryin tu say to ur so shee cud unnerstan im like...

...that the weekend has passed reasonably quietly. Neither of the G-kids has killed the other, nor come to any harm while in our care. :) I have to take them to school tomorrow, and their Mother picks them up at close of play. We pick them up...

Pot / kettle?