I meant that "ANYONE" can win, and this bloke that had been living in a hostel dorm with 15 others spent £15 on the OMAZE lottery won the big prize. So don't be surprised if Abdullah wins the Euromillions £210Mill. ;-)

I have a standing joke with the missus. If I try to go in a church I'll get struck by lightening 🤪 ☠️

Anthony?!

I and one of my lads bought tickets and the pact was/is if we win we keep half and donate the rest around the family and charity. I mean. who really needs 250Mill? On another note, if you are lucky enough to have your rubber boat land here and...

Is that the orange fing yer bort?

10.8mm ov rain so far today. Most ov that in 15 minnits. The pipe oft me harvester was running like a hose pipe on gentle flow. Link pipes between me water butts ain't wide enuff to take the flow as they is only on gravity pressure ov the water...

Fitted my gearbox & transfer box in the D1, got to fit exhaust, speedo, hand brake cable, props. Rear locking diff fitted need a front trackrod end as some plank cross threaded it & it was a bugger to come off. Still a productive day with only...

Are yous trying to get me excommunicated. 🤣 🤣

We were going to go to Lymington for the market today and then on to Highcliffe beach for the mutts; but the weather was promised to be orrible (fundyboldenlitenin) so we passed and did stuff at home instead. So, logs chopped (gots me a new...

Well I'll be doon the toon putting dosh on on Chooseday!!

I'll take a look later. There is no easy way, as far as I am concerned. Though having a gfriend who only speaks her own language (or a bfriend if you is a wimmins) sure as flip makes it easier!

So 250 million squids on Tuesday? Could make all the nice peeps on this fred very comfortable

This is for @Stanleysteamer because we were all discussing how easy/hard it is to learn another language.

Just ordered the sump gasket and sump plug, (was feeling optimistic) for the Disco so I can get on and change the infamous oil pump bolt. Didn't buy their RTV as the cost of that was about the same as the rest including postage! Then realised...

In yet other "slow day news" it is sort of drizzling here at the mo, so I have hung washing out on the line which is just under the edge of the covered patio, because, (coughs) the "Metéo" for both the place just up the mountain from us, and the...

Oh no, here we go again 😂

Mind you, he did decorate the underside of the worktop with this, while he was there. while tutting cos he found cracks he'll have to fill!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

He must have had a Hotpoint Enigmatic

And in other (lack of ) news. No, I, nor anyone else, won the Euromillions. With the 5 main numbers coming from between 20 and 35 who the heck stood a chance??? Fix! I cry! FIX!!!!! :mad: (Now to check me numbers to see if I won anything at...

Which of course was done, one handed, behind LdV's washing machine. No wonder he never got the smile quite right!!

I bet she moans a lot

Here's one ----

Slow day today, eh?! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Enough about you, what about the painting? 🤔

Bit of Ajax and a stiff scrubbing brush does the job. Stings a bit though ----

When I left the UK it was a Christian country and Elizabeth was the crowned head ,has it changed that much ?

Frowned upon these days. Got to be tolerant according to Labour party to all even Irish people 🙄

I wondered who would pick up on that 😂

I bet he also sweeps all the loose hairs up 😯😯