A "Designated Crossing point" is either a Zebra crossing or wherever you see a dropped kerb with those little square pavers with the round braille-bumps on them (for blind people to feel with their feet). The highway code was altered to...

Its hotter than yesterday, almost ready to pull the gearbox out the D1 just got the mount to come off. Im hiding inside with a coffee atm.

Ooooft what a prat. (not you obv) Someone ran into the back of my mate the other day at a level crossing, lucky he didnt hit the person crossing as he got shunted forward.

Nowt wrong with it. :)

I'm ignorant so excuse me. "Designated crossing point" Is that a pedestrian crossing or summat else? CBA to google it.

...when walking to get the paper this morning I stopped at a "designated crossing point". A motorist on the lane nearest me stopped at the crossing to let me cross. As I stepped into opposite lane a prick in prius charged into the road from the...

No, I feel older when I cannot remember the odd worm or two, or my knees, and /or back and/or left thumb hurt. I'm still about 21 in my head!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

You'll have to wait and see if anyfink grows out ovvit, to know if they dropped some seeds in ferra laff.

Leccy tratter.

They gimme jections of lydocaine (i think) as a local before they picked out the bits of chipboard, then flushed it wif a litre of saline, then sowed me up. Was uncomfortable, but then, as a tratterer, I'm used to that.

I remember watching my Granda fitting a noo door in their kitchen, he used an old penny as a gap gauge for sides and top ...

Or the Zimmer frame needs some oil 😂😂😂😂

They have one braincell in the group and sometimes one bloke takes it home by mistake ...

Do you feel older when the Sun don't shine, could be vitamin D or lack of ?

Me wuks phooter is upgrading to win 11. :(

Last thought before I go to bed. Sometimes I don't feel old. At other times I do. But now that I am older than the Pope I DEFFO do. Shucks! Peace be with you, brethren. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Do any of these peeps ever rub heads? In which case why do they not have two neurones to rub together between them?

I hired a van that did that ....

No way they left that door like that 🤣 🤣 Well it is Friday..

Tis a nightmare to get rid of even with stem injection, it takes years even then it can lay dormant until the conditions are right & it comes back. There was a house for sale 1/2 mile from us & a couple got refused a mortgage as knotweed had been...

Worth spending a bit on it then to bring it back

Looks a bit like it. It is quite old and had a couple of issues when it still worked but it would be a shame to ditch it because its dual voltage. It was a bit like Terry McCan's taxicab in Come in T64, your time is ticking away... in that it...

You dont feel a thing the nippy part is when they clean the wound then stick a needle into it.

I thought the hard hat was for all the abuse that gets thrown at them. 🤣 🤣

Has it been used underwater 😃🏊🏊🏊

Hope everyone had a good bank holiday weekend last weekend. This week seems to have sped by, I've spent a lot of it breaking up a concrete floor which has been hard going even with power tools. I can only describe the appearance of it as I...

...that I am a tad "miffed". The old gal has not had her OP/Procedure today because..... She hid grapes in her locker and ate them when she was in a period of nil-by-mouth pre op. How/why the ward staff cannot understand that a person of...

Tell him he can stay if he picks up the cat poo int morning.

Normal to do that on a hollow door glue it back in 😯😯