Just been watching a Youtube linked from another thread about how to get your wheel alignment done. Why do Merkins always sound so patronising? About 24 mins of him pushing computer buttons and then tweaking the front toe in a tiny bit. Bit...

Next time go to a tyre selling/fitting place. They are much more set up for it.

You poor, poor laddie! do hope the missus is dispensing tea and sympathy in large amounts. PS, what did you get for the one the neeb gave you? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Im lying here here in so much pain my wallet has been violated, its pockets have been breached & no longer a virgin the notes snatched in disbelief & have disappeared into the abyss.... wot a saga

I love the fact that @kevstar put a sad face on this one!!!🤣🤣🤣

Maybe we should get in touch with liz truss, find out how she coped with crashing the economy.

No, no, no no, no. One like mine!

He'll need to see a surgeon first to mend the hernia in his wallet!! 🤣

But not in your engine, Right? don't want to give him the wrong idea! 🤣 🤣 🤣

some nasty neighbour coming along and rocking your car once you are safely back indoors? Do you have a Ring doorbell or summat?

I imagine he is already sat there on the sofa, rocking, with a hot water bottle full of water and ice-cubes around his head. Wonder what sort of group he could join? "I-actually-paid-for-somethingaholics anonymouse"? 🤣

OK everybody, we need to have a whip-round for Kev's therapy. Big donations, them trick cyclists is expensive :p

I know a hack when I see one... Who are yous an what have you done wif Kev?! Take two aspirin an purra splint on yer wallit. Is only polite to apologise to the resident moffs anorl..

Does it have a smooth back. If so that's your problem. Genuine are slightly rough finish Griff

Only obvious to you. The exhaust manifold being warped makes a noise like a squeaky belt. Have a look at that.

Obvious, new belt, new tensioner

Thanks very much I shall wipe away the tears and be brave. 😭😭

Ye auld 3310 indestructible classic oh yer :cool: :cool:

Oh mate. Commiserations on your terrible loss. We all feel for you at this sad time. 😢

Oh dear! did it hurt much? So sorry. Much sympathy for your pain. now what type model number etc, all the goss if you please!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Right ok peeps I went n bought a new phone yes I spent some cash please be kind....

Nope it should look like this....

Had to use look the tinterweb to search for Wickes. There's one in Stirling cant see me ever going there to see what they got same as Jewsons, beatsons B&Q ect ect I had a blonde moment & couldnt process wix :rolleyes: Never seen yin of them...

No, far more old-skool NA 1275 Metro. :)

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Have to admit, if anyone gave me one with an egg in it, I'd take the egg out and throw it away. Only like eggs when cooked cetain ways. If twas an omelette or scrambled, I'd love it!!