Mornin Sunny and lovely this morning Joiner from council coming this morning for sixth attempt at hanging my bathroom door properly, hope he brings a new door as the last new door was ruined by an incompetent 'multi skilled' operative :rolleyes...

Morning All. :D Lovely day (ATM) bright and Sunny. :) I have no real plans for today (surprise). Have a great day. :D

This year we have heard the noisiest cuckoo ever. We have had quieter ones here before.

Can be a bit mind blowing at times all the strang noises, we have a little owl And it's hoot sounds like ChOOoooooo 😊

I must have missed that (only joking ) 👍

Dint know number 4 water butt tap were switched on so eye lost the excess water after number 3 filled up yesdi. Eye can hear nuts being eaten outside. Nowt from ernie this mumf.

Bit daft firing at a bullit proof design.

Any ideas Gary? @gstuart

So having my nightcap. Loads of stars and arf a moon? So the last few days at home I have said to M that in the late evening outside I hear what sounds like a low battery alarm bleep. But it moves the next day, got to be a bird. So sitting here...

Just back from the gig:D that makes me sound young and trendy don’t it? He was pretty good (for a German ;)). Full house. David Garrett is his name plenty stuff on the tube. Now sat back on the terrace with a night cap. J

Understood, many thanks

If it is an Anniversary model it'll say so on the V5c.

No. Anniversary year was 1998. and you need a load more "meanigful posts " on here before you can go trying to sell stuff. Tis the roolz.

Best of luck mate!

Tis a good link, I looked through it after posting. Ta again mate!!:):)

Sometimes (not often) I can be normal and sensible, sometimes (on a rare occasion) I might take the mick. 🤣 🤣

Who puts all this in place though? This is an independent lady that won't hear of "home-help's, cleaners, carers" (all of whom she classes as "strangers") in her home. But currently she is so frail and in such a mess we may get away with it...

Gods man you're supposed to be a Tratterer and inured to suffering. 'Gots a bigger harpoon?', much more fitting...

She should be kept in hospital until a care provision is in place to go as soon as she opens her door ..

Njoy matey looks lovely with no black clouds. :):)

Every fink here for yer oil pump bolt...........http://www.discovery2.co.uk/Oil_pump_bolt.html :)

Ta mate! (He says, without even opeining the link, cos i know you wouldn't send me any poop nor take the Michael!);)

You do when you get oldie, not a case of any port in a storm when a youngster 😕

Have a good time looks great, 👌👌

didn't know the army used air rifles, should do it though 😃😃

She was just enjoying making you squirm then

Definitely a wimmins. Had all the right bits in all the right places. I tend to notice these things 😁

Are you sure the nursey was a she? Could Leroy have appeared at the last second to ram his blunt “needle’ into you? 😳

Just had my shingles booster. Took two goes - first one, nursey said the needle was blunt so she changed it. Second one went in ok - thought I'd been bitten by a scorpion :eek:. I said she should have used the blunt one, would have hurt less...