So I haven't kept this thread up to date, but I did remember my password and I do still have the D2, not my daily anymore as I have a work van and new family car.

Thankyou so very much for replying

I just use my body weight and a bit of maths to do the sum to know where to stand on my breaker bar plus extension. It seems to work. But obvs far better to have the proper kit!

Had it years, as I use to do commercial trucks

Where did you get the wrench?? 😂🤣

Mot fast approaching so booked in for Friday, so I replaced a damages front door, (Banged up) the welded up the rust on my front windscreen (Bad Winter), only to get the 3 amigos for the first time, which the lead me to get a used Nanocom, from a...

Well, I thought it was going to be good weatherwise today, but halfway through mending the henhouse roof, it started thundering, so I had to rapidly cover the eggbox bit with black plastic as I had taken its roof off for mending/ replacing...

Whats his number I'll advertise some free stuff on his behalf. :D

Was he in season :oops:

Well blow me down with a feather! After my wife & I called him out for being such a big baby and a rat-fink the BIL has finally (6 days late) visited his mother in hospital. :) What a surprise!

& blow up the freelander. 🤣 🤣

Me water butts av run out. Edgar is avvin to survive on severn trents finest. Eye sprayed me lupin ayfids again. This time when the spray is right on them they wash oft. Slowly winning the battle eye fink. They were talking about ayfids on r4...

Dunt yer mean wind up.

Simlar thing here this morning. A fellow dog walker was pointing a phone into the branches of a small oak. There was a fledgling blue tit there that had been on the ground but fluttered up as they got near, it was clambering up the twigs to get...

I would really love a pint of your regular tipple!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Guff Advertising I can't believe in the 21st century, we still allowing children like Bintoooooooooooooooooooau to suffer from the hands of tribal Southern Martians. To watch daily on Vague You fool channels, fellow Northern Martians become the...

Well, planted six sunflower seedlings out and hoping for a good show :) Emailed the council asking when new door is arriving and telling them not to send the same workman for a third attempt:D Girlfriends for tea again, nice ham salad ;)...

Tis sunny here. So I'll be able to finish off yet again repairing the hen-house. Got up late due to a bad night "I must not eat cheese and drink wine" (repeat 100 times). Found a footnote, more or less by accident, that mentions the escape line...

Alex Drake, get yer knickers on and jump in the Quattro is an even better line 😜

Fire - up - the tratter. An even better line 😂

Morning All. :D Another beautifully Sunny day with a clear blue sky here. :) A shopping day. :( Have a good one! :D

Just been tring to explain to the builders what order to do things in as they seem to want to start plastering the walls before I have run cables and before they have finished putting plasterboard on the ceilings:vb-brickwall::vb-brickwall...

What have I done now :vb-confused2: J

@marjon has been caught 👤👤

Incredible car for it's time, F.D.T 👍👍👍

I do agree, I got bit in Borneo by some sort of insect on return to the UK the doctor took a biopsy sent it to London 2days later I was prescribed the correct AB , thay said the culture grew bugs over night, so thay could have done it and...

Fire, up, the quattro.. Great line :)