Not from here I can't!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Oh dear, that will really confuse him!! 🤣

Just had an email from my insurer about my renewal - it's due early next month. I was quite pleased to see that it's £311, for a 2006 TD5 model for 12,000 miles a year. That's good for the current climate. The company has a silly name - 'Quote Me...

my daughter had that argument with Hastings Direct ... she been declined insurance because she had an anti-cat theft device fitted and they didn't believe that it didn't boost performance ... :rolleyes::eek:

You'll have to wait and see if anyfink grows out ovvit, to know if they dropped some seeds in ferra laff.

Leccy tratter.

They gimme jections of lydocaine (i think) as a local before they picked out the bits of chipboard, then flushed it wif a litre of saline, then sowed me up. Was uncomfortable, but then, as a tratterer, I'm used to that.

I remember watching my Granda fitting a noo door in their kitchen, he used an old penny as a gap gauge for sides and top ...

Or the Zimmer frame needs some oil 😂😂😂😂

No, I feel older when I cannot remember the odd worm or two, or my knees, and /or back and/or left thumb hurt. I'm still about 21 in my head!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Do you feel older when the Sun don't shine, could be vitamin D or lack of ?

They have one braincell in the group and sometimes one bloke takes it home by mistake ...

Worth spending a bit on it then to bring it back

Me wuks phooter is upgrading to win 11. :(

If you want to shorten that you could buy a Foxwell diagnostic tool which ought to point you in the right direction for not too much money. The MAF is the Mass Airflow sensor and is just engine side of the airfilter, usually. CPS is crankshaft...

Last thought before I go to bed. Sometimes I don't feel old. At other times I do. But now that I am older than the Pope I DEFFO do. Shucks! Peace be with you, brethren. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I hired a van that did that ....

No way they left that door like that 🤣 🤣 Well it is Friday..

Tis a nightmare to get rid of even with stem injection, it takes years even then it can lay dormant until the conditions are right & it comes back. There was a house for sale 1/2 mile from us & a couple got refused a mortgage as knotweed had been...

Looks a bit like it. It is quite old and had a couple of issues when it still worked but it would be a shame to ditch it because its dual voltage. It was a bit like Terry McCan's taxicab in Come in T64, your time is ticking away... in that it...

I thought the hard hat was for all the abuse that gets thrown at them. 🤣 🤣

You dont feel a thing the nippy part is when they clean the wound then stick a needle into it.

Has it been used underwater 😃🏊🏊🏊

Hope everyone had a good bank holiday weekend last weekend. This week seems to have sped by, I've spent a lot of it breaking up a concrete floor which has been hard going even with power tools. I can only describe the appearance of it as I...

Normal to do that on a hollow door glue it back in 😯😯

Not even systemic weed kill kills knot weed so just snapping it of will just P--- it off and it will spread even more 🌱🌱

For when the roof caves in 😂

...that I am a tad "miffed". The old gal has not had her OP/Procedure today because..... She hid grapes in her locker and ate them when she was in a period of nil-by-mouth pre op. How/why the ward staff cannot understand that a person of...

Fill the door wiv plaster.