Thought I was going to my scratcher but been told I need to hoose insurance. :rolleyes:

I am constantly trying to lose weight, W has had to learn how to NOT say, "Have you had enough to eat?" :rolleyes: 🤣

Well here's weird. Having set the pump running from a separate cable, summat else has gone wonky. Before, the room stat would control the heating, as per normal, but now it's as if the boiler is no longer getting a signal, so I had to go and turn...

Good Moring all, nite nite :D:D

Ive used stuff from screw fix, comes in a tub and is little square pink fings in a packet that they seam to love it & it works. "YOU MUST KEEP PETS AWAY FROM IT" Snap traps with one of these in it works with a smear of peanut butter. It needs...

If I didnt eat it id be hung drawn & quartered... I'll take my chances !! 🤣 🤣

I think you need to stop eating her food then!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

In other news.... After flipping around with the CH system, it would appear that the feed for the pump has gone AWOL. Lord knows why. So it is now running on a jury rig which is working out fine. Just have to unplug it when we go to bed and the...

She's been upping it for years, I still dont get a hangover 🤣🤣

Ive got about 6 big happy snappers & 2 humane cages. Ive seen em chew there own legs n tails off to escape, the ones I catch alive I take to someone's house I dont like n let em go. ;)

She’s needing to up the dose a bit

Best thing is a snap trap or leccy zap one, or dispatched with a dog or shot. Ive had to use poison before & I hated using it and I did feel really bad as I dont like to see things suffer, FFS my misses has made me suffer for 20 odd years. 🤣🤣

My Uncle Pete caught that when canoeing on the firth n forth canal, he was 6ft 4" & quite a big chap also was really fit being a copper he went down to 6 stone :oops: Lucky to survive it but years later developed a brain tumour & has been going...

You'll need to rat him out..

Poison causes them to hemeridge bleed internally that takes time to , best rat is a dead rat , my frend got wheelers , so don't preach to me ,

Sleep well Ernie. Wuk morra.

Dun't be silly. There's no need for cruelty. Bleeding to death is far qiucker than bunging them up wiv pollyfiller that stops them being able to feed and causes internal pain during a slow death.

There's humane quick options available. Pollyfiller going hard inside them causing internal pain for many hours or even days before they die ain't humane.

No different to poison perhaps you would like to contract wheelers disease

Nuts have gone. Me little friend must be alive. :)

Have you got polyfiller or some plaster if so mix it with some dryed dog food and place it under cover where you know it is , keep it dry it will eat it and then get thirsty the rest is written in stone , or set in stone 😣

Thas a nasty way to do it.

For Stan - enjoy.

Hain't got one unless we drive for 35 mins to get one off dottir. W was convinced we had poison but she can't find any. (Which of course meant I had to look for it as if anything disappears it is always my fault.)

Set a rat trap 🐀

Well I raked around the area where he seemed to have run off to. No luck, and there was a heap of old leaves, bits of old trellis etc where he could have gone. All under overtgrown laurel bushes big weeds and other stuff in a part of the garden...

Off to get a rake so I can try and find a rat!! 🤣 🤣

CH started playing up yessdi so simply switched it off. Done a bit more digging and changed the pump-overu-stat. Made no diff. Checked at the pump, no mains to it. Flipping heck! :mad::mad::mad: I will have to carry on digging but at least I...

Trump or Pootin?

Morning All. :D Ruddy cheek! The Paper's gone up by another 10p. :( Bright but cold here. Have a lovely day. :D