Stopping the wheel, hole drilled in the bakalight with a pin then thin wire pushed up to the wheel ,

Fair question although it is in two parts, so, "yes and no"!! (Alcatel, the name, went out of production some time ago.)🤣🤣🤣 Q 3 1/2)

No, it's you with a hangover!!!🤣🤣🤣

Well I can't but yes I have heard it is possible to hack into it and set it to anything you want!! Have you ever taken a speedo out and found a label on it with "not again" or summat else written on it??!!🤣🤣🤣

Is that Martin cooper ??

Now you are cheating! Do I count that as a question?? Answer, "No".🤣🤣🤣 (Q 2 1/2!)

Tesco Alcatel ?

Yer you can but I aint saying how it can be done & its more common than you think. :confused:

I once went with a son in law to their house in Zummerset to remove some furniture. We disconnected the speedo cable of the hired van but only remembered to put it back on just before delivering it back. The bloke did give us a very funny look...

Do you remember the trick with the old electric supply meters with the spinning horizontal wheel ?

Funny, I thought it used to be 191, but yep I think 100 got the hoperator!!

Number 2, "no", and you are wasting questions now!! Does that even count as a mobile??!!🤣🤣

Right! and so the fun begins!! 20 questions, all of which have to be answerable only with "yes" , "no" or "I don't know". The last ones don't count against the twenty! So, as to Q1. "No". I will give you a hint. It isn't an iPhone!! 🤣 🤣 🤣...

I could never get them to work properly, 😣

Seeing as how it is all electronix we cannot do that. But although we do go to Frogland and back that is only 1110 miles, in the Disco, and once there we only use it when we have to, i.e. when needed, to pick up large quantities i]of stuff; wood...

two tin cans and a bit of string?

If he dials 100 someone will put him through..

Oh aye ye ole pull the speedo cable out the box then. 🤣 🤣

Has it got a dial with numbers and letters 😂

Had something similar today W came up to the allotment, I showed her the garlic and how well it is growing, 5min later she asked how is the garlic doing , I said I just showed you them , she said - you said thay where leeks I said , ------ off 😠

Bit early in the year for ticks ?

Definitely you can't miss the styling 😄

Well I am disappointed in you lot! After all the hoo haah about me and a new mobile phone I expected at least one person to ask me "Well, wot did yer get then?!" I was looking forward to the ensuing fun!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

What about @DevonGuy not heard from him lately 😟

"Chinning" in Scotland must mean something else as doon sooth it means belting someone on.... the chin!

Get her suitcase down from the loft 😊

When I do a winch pull no-one is near it, & if it does snap there is a safety rope attached so it only goes about 30 feet. :) Its a 1000T rated winch so I dont take chances.

Oh aye you've just reminded me..........haha We had a ding dong this morning when I woke up she said to me about giving her the bent tweezers to remove a tic from the dog last night me= what you talking about have you lost the plot what tic ...