Have to confess, rather dreading the MOT on the Disco 2 tomoz. With all the rest of the poop in our lives at the mo. Don't want it biting me in the BTM. Normally I am pretty optimistic/fatalistic.... Also don't want to be having to drive it to...

Steven is on holiday this week. 🤣 🤣

I'll just have to wring a few seagulls out then :p

They cancelled the sinking.

Ye better be quick as its going to sink, soon.

We flu out by helly chopper n flung a rope on it so under the 1989 convention salvage act its oors, snooze ye loose init 🤣 🤣

It is said that if you have a problem or run out, you can simply tape a dog poo bag around your stoma, if you have to. Wouldn't fancy that, but the flanges can be a bit tricky, changing the bag that clips to it ain't too bad, but the flange has...

Yeah but, you is a top plumberist, intcha.. Re bread. GF stuff is just rubbish intit? Waitrose have a light rye boule that suits my missus..

Went out to just do a coupla things oughter ave took 1 hr max. W to practice nurse, me to PO to post yet another tracked and sign-for letter. wimmins there explained that tother colleague hadn't explained things right with what I had done before...

Nice compromize!!!:):):)

Disgusting 😳 no need to bring your Freelander sex party gifts home. 🥳🐑🐶🐶🐶🐶

I can say "sorry dear, battery went flat" 😁

Yer can buy barby pink fones anorl of yer want it to match yer tratter.

They is nicking our clouds to replace em wiv newer ones. Clouds are used to bouce the signals around the eurf. 3g is going. Already gone in some areas. Yer need 4g capability fer future use. 5g if yer want the newer faster netwurk if available...

Tool box with sexy padlock ready to go back on Painted fuel neck to match truck 🙂

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Looks OK as is !!

Mum had something similar, they're shutting down.one of the gees, 2g or 3g or summink. She got in a bit of a flap. Bruv pointed out she never uses roaming internet so i doesn't matter.. @Hippo will know am sure.

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Just off Kings Square where the cinema is.

You means the patina ? 😀

So now you cant say "sorry dear what did you say":oops:, pros and cons ;). J

Rub those rust spots out and chuck a splash of paint on the bonnet and scuttle. Beginning to look like a Freelander :p

Afternoon folks :). Been great here, think spring has sprung:). Seeing new growth and small katkins on the walnut trees, wont be long before the cars have a yellow tint;). Got the pump and hose out today to pump off the pool cover, cos we is...

Depends if everyfink else is colour coded. Does yer want it to stand oot assa feature?

Yes. ;) Both options seem reasonable!:)

Afternoon all. Both W and I have had to start looking at changing our phones. Tescomobile sent me a text, on the only phone I have that works to say that they too will be closing down summat and I need to change my SIM and my phone as it is such...

New fuel filler neck and cap fitted 🙂 Might paint to match or shall I leave it as it is ?

Rain stopped play so had to have a fall back