Stanley Sir! encourages people to stroke his cocker spaniel. They all choose the spaniel.

I thought you were giving @Hippoo recipes for freezing food, for a minute.

Ignition woes. Stanley Sir! and retarded are in the conversation. I'm sure there is a link somewhere there......

Just goes to show how full of crap you all are.

It's only gaylander doors that fall oft. Especially when it's wet, like in the video.

I've used a crow bar to tension a belt, a long time ago. The charge light came on when I started it up and went away when I subsequently slackened it off a bit.

Have you overtightened the alty belt?

Durdy phoofter.

Explain how your most contributed thread is in the trattererer section. @Hippoo is a wannabe tratterer, but he is too much of dirty phooofter bumderer to be allowed one.

I think they lead to the other end of the wires that the plugs are on. Why don't you trace where they go to and report back. We may then have some idea what they may be for.

Maybe the couple on their phones were desperately trying to not catch your eye, so you wouldn't bore them to death with tales of how brilliant you are at everything and are the bestest ever, people often say how good you are, all the time, your the bigliest person in the whole world.

Fixed that for you.

I would have thought gaylanderers needed waterproof phones for when their doors felled oft when they get wet.

Go on yer bike instead of walking. You don't leave it on. I dilute it 50/50. Your little bike will be made out of pressed tin, so it'll be safe.

Demon Tweeks is near you in Wales.