BB doesn't want to deal with the truthful carnage that this thread would get if it was in AG, more like.
It should, at the very least, be in the gaylanderer section.
23 Posts ago. I like to post a few about me tratter now and again. (As well as reminding Freelanderers of their inferior mode of transport :p).
I like it here on the Beano page where it belongs 🤣
It isn't the thread for whining for sympathy either.
And this is not the section for this thread. When, if at all, was the last mention of Defenders?
Perhaps this thread should be moved to Anything Goes?
'I would just like to say' that...
This reads like "I needed an excuse to go and take myself in hand whilst looking through the neighbours window, so l locked my fowl on their land whilst wifey is away".
Dirty old pervert, choking his chicken.