Durdy phoofter.

A load of freelanders on a lorry.....................

At least they are my own heaps, just cause you drive about in mummy's car. Awww mummys little soldier 🤣🤣

That implies that one needs to be a reprobate to be a Freelanderer.

Explain how your most contributed thread is in the trattererer section. @Hippoo is a wannabe tratterer, but he is too much of dirty phooofter bumderer to be allowed one.

I throw all my dog poo in the bin & they take it away then make freelanders out of it 🤣🤣

Will do pal

I think they lead to the other end of the wires that the plugs are on. Why don't you trace where they go to and report back. We may then have some idea what they may be for.

Maybe the couple on their phones were desperately trying to not catch your eye, so you wouldn't bore them to death with tales of how brilliant you are at everything and are the bestest ever, people often say how good you are, all the time, your...

Fixed that for you.

I would have thought gaylanderers needed waterproof phones for when their doors felled oft when they get wet.

Save em fer yer gay websites 👍

You need to stop taking that hard stuff, it's making you delusional

Wuz it me ? Apologies if so. Ah gets pished sometimes. At least it's the manly defender secshun and not ther gay wokey Freelander bum brigade bit 👍

Go on yer bike instead of walking. You don't leave it on. I dilute it 50/50. Your little bike will be made out of pressed tin, so it'll be safe.

Demon Tweeks is near you in Wales.

I do use muc-off for that, but any will do as you should clean and lube regularly...

What are you actually asking?