You do realise they're talking about torches, not flesh-lights........you dirty old pervert.

Probably Moet, that well-known drain cleaner.

Tis a vintage Palmer D'or magnum. Will open it tomorrow evening.

Magnum? Jereboam? Methusela? Or do you mean the makers name?

Gosh.

Oh......."nice". I thought it said something different. P.S. you've been in here for months- you should cut down on the cooking sherry.

Taken the cost out of her pittance of a salary. When wifey was alive, we use to enjoy burning £50 notes and feeding each other’s medicine to next doors cat.

The idea of a club to join for the sailing of boats is long past its sell-by date. The whole thing is now antiquated and of little value. My cleaner’s next door neighbour’s lover had a second cousin who applied to join and they interviewed the...

You need to pressurise the cooling system when it's cold to look for leaks. Hot coolant will evaporate from the leak spot so you won't see it. You should also have posted the question in the relevant section.

You should write out... "I must stop being a KAKFA".

It'll be rats.

I think some would likely be pretty pickled by now.

Someone is thinking of selling organs.

Eyeing up the life insurance policy I suspect…

Sorry, no gearboxes or engines.

In the for sale section.... https://landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/discovery-1-bits.397142/

I've remembered I have a load of bits from 200tdi era Discovery. Ask me if you can't see what you're after and I'll look to see if I have it.